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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Katie Couric Grills Obama on his Recent Statements about Supreme Court (Satire)

    04/08/2012 5:38:12 PM PDT · by zencycler · 9 replies
    Vanity | 4/8/2012 | self
    Couric: Let's take a look at what you said recently regarding the upcoming Supreme Court decision on your health care legislation: “I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress.” You claim it would be "unprecedented" if the justices overturn this law. But isn't that the proper role of the courts, and hasn't it happened many times before? Obama: Clearly, I was talking about important laws like this, which were enacted during my administation. So since...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    04/08/2012 1:03:16 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 8, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    'MITT LIFE CRISIS' by DaleToons More at Reaganite Republican A Happy and Blessed Easter to all the FReeper patriots out there~
  • The Wons will celebrate anything, even things they hate, to get re-elected!

    04/07/2012 10:53:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-7-2012 | MOTUS
    As if Big Guy would use his Passover message to politicize anything. Just because we’re in the middle of the most important reelection campaign in the history of the world: The story of the Exodus is thousands of years old, but it remains as relevant as ever. Throughout our history, there are those who have targeted the Jewish people for harm - a fact we were so painfully reminded of just a few weeks ago in Toulouse. Just as throughout history, there have been those who have sought to oppress others because of their faith, ethnicity or color of their...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-07-12 (NY Times Readers React To NBC Zimmerman Editing Fraud)

    04/07/2012 4:06:26 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 7, 2012 | Timesies and PJ-Comix
    Last night the Media Decoder BLOG at the New York Times revealed that NBC News fired a producer for fraudulently editing the George Zimmerman phone call tape in a pathetic attempt to make him look like he was racially motivated when he shot Trayvon Martin in Sanford, FL: NBC News has fired a producer who was involved in the production of a misleading segment about the Trayvon Martin case in Florida. The person was fired on Thursday, according to two people with direct knowledge of the disciplinary action who declined to be identified discussing internal company matters. They also...
  • A Man Walks Into Planned Parenthood...

    04/06/2012 5:17:24 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-6-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Liberal pickup line Part 6: Check out liberal pickup lines series: Part5, Part4, Part3, Part2, and Part1.
  • U.S. Court of Appeals upholds charitable deduction for contraception and related items. (satire)

    04/06/2012 3:07:38 PM PDT · by zencycler · 1 replies
    News Satire | April 6, 2012 | Warron Wymen, LLP
    Warron Wymen LLP Ivanna Mann and Ugotsta Paye April 6, 2012 The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit has ruled that donations made to provide contraception and other related items may be treated as charitible deductions by the the donor. Additionally, the court ruled that costs incurred by the recipient related to the solicitation and maintenance of these donations are also deductible. The decision in Ima Hoor v. Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service issued April 5, 2012, provides greater clarity to those donating to new charitible groups which, in the wake of the Sandra Fluke testimony to...
  • Today's Toons 4/6/12

    04/06/2012 7:14:45 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 6, 2012 | pookie18
  • Biden's Advice To Obama On Dissing The Supreme Court

    04/05/2012 4:33:06 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-5-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Every Political Debate Is The Same...

    04/05/2012 11:15:20 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-5-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • What president threw most like a ballpayer? And what president threw most like a dork?

    04/05/2012 9:23:58 AM PDT · by landsbaum · 28 replies
    For baseball’s Opening Day we offer fans an opportunity to tell us which president most resembled Cy Young, and which least looked like a ballplayer. Complete with slide show. =-=-= BEST presidential pitching form goes to...
  • Today's Toons 4/5/12

    04/05/2012 7:12:37 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 5, 2012 | pookie18
  • Mending Fences

    04/05/2012 6:31:58 AM PDT · by Stoutcat · 79 replies
    Grand Rants ^ | 04-05-12 | Stoutcat
    Now that the dust is settling in the Republican candidate stakes, it looks like Mitt will be our nominee. And I’m fine with that. Really. I am. After four years of President Downgrade, we will need to do some fast damage control if we hope to regain even a bit of our former standing in the world community. With that in mind, I have several suggestions for actions President Romney can take very soon after he is sworn in: 1.Contact someone in England and suggest that, because of the very special relationship that exists between the two countries, we’d really...
  • CARTOON: The Fair-Share Hare

    04/05/2012 5:08:45 AM PDT · by daletoons · 4 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 4-5-12 | Dale
    Easter day is dawning,in little Algaetown. The children there are smiling,'cause it's frowned upon to frown. Colored eggs and candy, piled high into a heap. The children there are hungry, to discover what they'll keep. Then the Fair-Share Hare arrives, late for goodness sake. The children there are helpless, to surrender what he'll take.
  • Obama's Brand Of Cigarettes Revealed...

    04/04/2012 4:32:49 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 19 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-4-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama Is Shame And Extreme

    04/04/2012 10:33:00 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-4-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Inspired by a terrific analysis by Guy Benson at Townhall of the worst speech Obama has given of his presidency
  • Our Dangerous Dependence on Foreign Chocolate

    04/04/2012 10:18:18 AM PDT · by Ungarisch · 15 replies
    FOX News ^ | April 2, 2012 | Ernest Istook
    America is addicted to chocolate. Foreign chocolate. A majority of us consume chocolate each day. Although the U.S. produces only 6% of the world’s cocoa, we consume more than 20%. The threat is obvious. It’s time for government to step in and promote alternatives. Any day now, President Obama will be barnstorming the country to tell us, “If we really want chocolate security and chocolate independence, we've got to start looking at how we use less cocoa and use sources that we can renew and that we can control, so we are not subject to the whims of what's happening...
  • CONSTITUTION CLEANUP ON OBAMA's AISLE 4-MORE-YEARS!!!

    04/04/2012 10:00:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-4-2012 | MOTUS
    Now is the moment the oceans were to begin to recede and the planet was to begin to heal! And now, to convince you that it’s happening as planned, it’s time to unleash our dogs enlist our Media campaign advance team to get the word out... Meanwhile at a luncheon across town Chairman of the Associated Press, Dean Singleton, was on assignment, introducing Big Guy. For some reason Dean felt it necessary to go beyond the customary press suck-up and essentially gave Big Guy’s whole campaign speech for him! Sans TOTUS! This guy’s good. NBC was first to step up...
  • Hump-Day Humor for Reactionaries

    04/04/2012 9:44:43 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 4, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    LMAObama More at Reaganite Republican
  • Today's Toons 4/4/12

    04/04/2012 7:22:03 AM PDT · by mystery-ak
    The Briefing Room ^ | April 4, 2012 | pookie18
  • Obama Fact, Fiction & Human Nature

    04/03/2012 2:10:02 PM PDT · by agee
    Founding Ideals ^ | 04/03/2012 | Aaron Gee & Steve Graff
    President Obama often takes full advantage of the bully pulpit to excoriate political opponents or to register his displeasure with decisions that didn't go his way. The naked attempt to pressure the Supreme Court in his remarks during the recent joint press conference continues the pattern. The President's remarks were at times dishonest. More surprising is that the Presidents speech shows just how shallow his knowledge of the Constitution and human nature really is.  Dishonest Statement:"Ultimately, I'm confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of...