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April Fool’s Day Announcement Brings Practical Joke to an End WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In an April Fool’s Day announcement that took the political world by storm, the Republican Party revealed today that its entire presidential race had been an elaborate prank. “April Fool!” exclaimed former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum at a press conference in Washington, where they were joined by fellow merrymakers Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry and Herman Cain. Moments after revealing that the GOP primary had been one long practical joke, Mr. Santorum explained the rationale behind staging such...

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pparently desperate to get spending underway on the California High-Speed Rail project, Gov. Jerry Brown has dramatically cut how much it will cost. No longer will the train cost $89 billion more than state taxpayers have to pay for it. Now it’ll be only $59 billion short. Yeah, that’s like saying you will drown in only 59 feet of water instead of the deep end – 89 feet...

In olden times, the people of rural America sought a vision, and they went up on the Hill of Saynomorah, and were met by mysterious figures, including the preacher McLame, who said, "only follow me, and my assistant Sweet Medicine, and we will remove the curse from the land." And the people said, but what about Mitt here, he is fair to look at, and only treats his dog bad. But the figures said trust us, anyone can win, yet it was not so. And the people kept going up the hill, until the received the plates of Obama from...

(Reuters) - AOL Inc on Friday won the dismissal of a lawsuit by unpaid bloggers who complained they were deprived of their fair share of the roughly $315 million that the company paid last March to buy The Huffington Post website.

As this week went along, it became increasing clear that the Supreme Court may very well end up ruling that Obamacare, AKA the ACA (Affordable Care Act), is unconstitutional. Where in the Constitution is the federal government given the power to FORCE citizens to buy a certain good or service? So it looks like Obamacare's days may be numbered. The DUmmies are depressed, right? WRONG! Oh, some of them see this as a defeat, yes. But many of them are OVERJOYED! Why? Because this will now pave the way for the DUmmies' ultimate dream plan, namely, UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTHCARE...

Have you heard the latest? Gov. Jerry Brown, that man of the common people, has a plan to save California by taxing only billionaires in Albania. To raise money for the children’s education of course. It’s pure political genius. None of us is a billionaire, or Albanian. And who doesn’t want to help the kiddies? It’s also not true. And it’s not even April Fool’s Day yet. But Brown has advanced something nearly as fraudulent . . .

April 1, 2012 Bluffdale, UT (AP) In welcome news to the nation's cell phone users, the National Security Agency has announced that it will reduce dropped calls by up to 25%. Through the construction of NSA's new Bluffdale, Utah data center, a common cause of dropped calls will soon be eliminated. "We are pleased to be able to improve the day to day lives of Americans," said NSA spokesman Ken White. Cell phone users can expect to see improvements in dropped calls by mid-2013. "As everyone knows, cell phones are not protected by privacy laws," said White. "For the past...

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Now, because It’s Friday, let’s do our weekly roundup of “biggest losers” for your consideration. Because there are so many entrees this week, let’s get right to it: First up, Big Guy: Not just the the Big Zero pose in Ohio

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So some friends posted this in a email today an article written by a Conservative in jest about "Why I am a Democrat" Well it got us to thinking and it sounds like a good project to collect some Freeper ideas on this. Here is my stab at it: I am a Democrat because unalienable rights come from GOD and as a new age atheist I believe our rights are privileges from an all knowing Government run by Liberal Intellectuals who are smarter than the hay seeds in fly over country who still cling to their guns and religion to...

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It's random, I know...but here's what I think one of the families would look like...

Uff da! Another rough day for our team at the Supreme court. Jeffrey Toobin down-upgraded the patient’s condition from a “train wreck” to a “plane wreck.” Prognosis: terminal. Diversionary tactics are usually used to avoid the plane wreck, not to obscure the debris. Butt, in order to get everyone’s attention off of this potentially disastrous and embarrassing snafu in Obamacare’s march to infamy, we quickly deployed a slew of the usual suspects to, uh, distract the eye and improve the optics of the situation.

Good news, manufacturing is up in Washington! Rage baiter-in-chief, Barry Obama has manufactured yet another polarization wall, all whilst searching America's soul. Can't you just smell the rainbow? The only thing more bankrupt than the economy is leftist morality. The lefty political triad of division by Race (Martin/Zimmerman case), Class (Occupy) and Sex (Sandra Fluke's condom crisis) is complete. Barry never misses an opportunity to bring us together by pitting us against each other. Can't wait for one of Obama's Comedian Corps to joke that if Barry had a son, he'd more likely look like the UPS guy.

This week is flying by....

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