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  • Red Tsunami

    05/17/2018 12:00:44 AM PDT · by Califreak · 18 replies
    Intellectual Froglegs ^ | 5/16/18 | Joe Dan Gorman
    If you need a laugh, check out the latest video by Joe Dan Gorman. One of his best and banned on YouTube!
  • CNN to Limit Live Coverage of Trump in 2020 [semi-satire]

    05/16/2018 10:41:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 May 2018 | John Semmens
    In the event that President Trump runs for reelection in 2020, CNN has vowed to severely limit any live coverage. CNN anchor Don Lemon explained that “the Network feels that our viewers need to be protected from prolonged and unfiltered exposure to Trump’s lies and insults. We recognized that the type of coverage we gave him during 2016 allowed him unfettered access to suggestible voters and may have made the margin of difference needed for him to win over Secretary Clinton.” “By using taped and delayed excerpts instead of live coverage we feel more confident that we can better project...
  • Tom Wolfe: “You’re Either On the Bus… Or Off the Bus”

    05/16/2018 6:49:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-16-18 | MOTUS
     “Dear Mother, I meant to write you before this and I hope you haven't been worried.... I have met some Beautiful People...” ― Tom Wolfe, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test R.I.P. Tom Wolfe, the wickedly clever writer who viewed American culture with a clear eye, a steady gaze and chronicled it with a creatively fanciful tongue. Although not a Boomer himself, he did designate them as the “Me Generation.” He also coined some 150 additional  terms as cited in the Oxford English Dictionary.  In just one book, published in 1970, Radical Chic & Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers, Wolfe coined three...
  • Red Ants And An Arrest – Funny Cop Story

    05/16/2018 5:19:47 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 10 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 5/16/2018 | S Young
    While conducting a traffic stop on a busy two-lane road I had asked the driver for their license and registration and then returned to my vehicle to check their credentials. This is when I felt the sudden yet all-too-familiar stings on my ankle and leg. When I looked down I noticed that my foot was entirely engulfed in fire ants. The roadway where I conducted this traffic stop is very narrow and I had to be careful entering or exiting my vehicle to ensure not stepping into oncoming traffic. Hastily, I kicked off my boot but continued to get stung...
  • All Deep State Cabal Roads Eventually Lead to Peter Strzok

    05/16/2018 5:03:22 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 17 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. – Texas Congressman and former state Appeals Court Justice Louie Gohmert published a devastating criticism of ex-FBI Director Robert Mueller on Tuesday. Those of you who still believe that the Witch Hunter in Chief is some sort of sterling individual with an unassailable background of defending truth, justice and the American Way should take half an hour out of your day today and read it. It will disabuse you forever of those silly notions. I was already aware of most of...
  • The Incredible Narcissism of Hillary and Comey

    05/15/2018 7:24:03 PM PDT · by Louis Foxwell · 13 replies
    Sultan Knish ^ | Monday, May 14, 2018 | Greenfield
    Monday, May 14, 2018 The Incredible Narcissism of Hillary and Comey Posted by Daniel Greenfield Hillary Clinton is 5’4. Former FBI boss James Comey is 6’8. But they have one important thing in common. Both Clinton and Comey put themselves first. Hillary launched her spiteful book tour without any regard for what it would do to her party. No amount of frustration from her fellow Democrats would dissuade her from cashing in and lashing out at her enemies. And no amount of frustration from fellow FBI agents, including Comey’s own Bureau confidants, could dissuade him from cashing in and lashing...
  • McCain’s Proudest Accomplishments [semi-satire]

    05/15/2018 10:43:54 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 15 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 May 2018 | John Semmens
    Nearing the end of his life, Sen. John McCain wants Americans to know that he deems his proudest accomplishment was “my loss to Barrack Obama in the 2008 election. At the time I didn’t appreciate it, but in hindsight my role stands out as a key turning point in US history.” “Had I won that election it would’ve been an unremarkable repeat of something that had already happened several times in previous presidential elections—a white war hero wins,” the Senator observed. “But by bungling my campaign—suspending it in late September so I could focus on the economic crisis and muzzling...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-18 (DUmmies Pray for Halt in Trump Victories)

    05/15/2018 8:46:06 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2018 | PJ-Comix
    Just a quick DUFU today but it is perfectly illustrative of the plight of the Left and the DUmmies in particular. Bottom line they are FRUSTRATED that President Donald Trump is WINNING!!! It is absolutely KILLING them that Trump is enjoying success after success: the economy, peace on the Korean Peninsula, moving the American embassy to Jerusalem, rising in the polls which also reflect that the Democrat midterm "Blue Wave" is rapidly receding, and many many other wins. You can get an idea of just how frustrated the DUmmies have become just from the very title of this thread,...
  • Don’t Mind Us, We Don’t Really Exist

    05/15/2018 6:02:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-15-18 | MOTUS
    The unraveling of the story about the FBI mole within the Trump campaign has caused me to stop, drop and roll. I’m re-wondering everything I ever knew for sure. I’m starting to reconsider whether all the conspiracy theories I dismissed out-of-hand in my youth might in fact be true after all. What if Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, the FBI, the CIA, the Pentagon, the KGB et al...really did assassinate JFK?What if the CIA, or the Pentagon, actually did mastermind the Watergate break-in?What if the Bushes, père and fils, really did have a pact with the Bilderbergs to implement the...
  • Mueller’s Big Problem: He Keeps Drawing Judges Who Have Read the Constitution

    05/15/2018 5:09:21 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 19 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet? – There has been much cause for optimism lately as Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his evil band of Clinton/Obama hacks have repeatedly run into trouble when their cases must finally be heard in federal court. Mueller’s people most famously had to endure a lecture from Federal Judge T.S. Ellis on May 4 when the judge lambasted them for basically lying to the court in an effort to claim their case against former Trump Campaign Manager Paul Manafort has anything to do with the Special Counsel’s...
  • Donations to Inaugural Called “Suspicious” by Mueller [semi-satire]

    05/14/2018 11:08:02 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 May 2018 | John Semmens
    Special Counsel Robert Mueller is now probing what he called “a suspicious pattern of donations flowing in to fund President Trump’s inaugural celebration. Donors from Russia, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and Qatar raises serious ‘red flags’ from our point of view. Under normal circumstances this is money that would more typically find its way to the Clinton Foundation or Obama for America.” “What we need to know is why these formerly reliable donors to elements of the Democratic Party and its affiliates would suddenly switch to sharing the cost of the inauguration of a Republican president,” Mueller said....
  • The Deep State Assault on Devin Nunes Reeks of Desperation

    05/14/2018 5:05:58 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 28 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet? – At 8:00 a.m CT today, the U.S. embassy in Israel will formally transfer its operations from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. The promise to make this move has been made by every U.S. president since George H. W. Bush. It took President Donald Trump (I never tire of typing those words) to actually keep the promise on behalf of 315 million Americans. Oh, by all means, share away. – A senior official in the Iranian government issued a threat to the United States and other countries...
  • PDJT v. Evil Super Hero. Put Your money on PDJT.

    05/14/2018 4:43:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-14-18 | MOTUS
    President William J. ClintonPresident George W. BushPresident Barack H. ObamaAll promised to move the U.S. Embassy in Israel back to Jerusalem.They Didn’t.President Donald J. Trump promised to move the U.S. Embassy in Israel back to JerusalemHe Did.See the difference? President Donald J. Trump: Making the World Great Again – By Making America Great Again since January 19, 2017  Meanwhile in Iran, the mullahs and MPs burned American flags and chanted “Death to America” after President Trump followed through on another campaign promise and deep sixed the one-sided Obama Iranian Nuke deal that was so popular with John Kerry (and the...
  • Leading Dems Take Aim at Right-to-Work Laws [semi-satire]

    05/13/2018 10:24:57 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 May 2018 | John Semmens
    Aiming to bolster their credentials among the leftist lunatics that now control the Democratic Party, projected 2020 presidential candidates Sens. Bernie Sanders (Vt), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Elizabeth Warren (Mass) and Cory Booker (NJ) have jointly drafted legislation that would prohibit states from enacting right-to-work laws. "Allowing states to pass so-called right-to-work laws tramples the right of unions to fulfill their role as representatives of the working class," Sanders maintained. "This stifles their ability to lead workers toward the overthrow of the capitalist system as Marx predicted in the Communist Manifesto and as the Russian Revolution of 1917 proved could be...
  • The Aisle Seat

    05/13/2018 8:06:20 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 8 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 5/13/18 | Unk
    Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.” “Don't get up,” said the Marine. “I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it for you.” As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe...
  • The Media Campaign to Downplay Trump’s Deal With North Korea has Begun

    05/13/2018 5:18:49 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 9 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Open borders in action! – A 20 year-old Muslim man was shot and killed by Paris police after he had gone on a knifing campaign in which he murdered one victim and injured four others, shouting “Allahu akbar!” as went about his merry way. The man had claimed asylum as a Chechnyan refugee 10 years before. Fake analysts on CNN and MSNBC will spend the next month agonizing over what this poor man’s motivation could possibly have been. Your fake news media in action! – Well, the media campaign to downplay the...
  • Euroweenies Complain About Trump's Iran Deal Pullout [semi-satire]

    05/12/2018 11:42:06 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 May 2018 | John Semmens
    German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Emmanuel Macron decried President Trump's decision to cancel the United States' participation in the Iran deal negotiated by former Secretary of State John Kerry during the Obama Administration. "For more than 70 years we've counted on the United States to protect us from hostile powers," Merkel said. "President Obama gave us his word that the US would protect us from Iran. Now Trump has ripped up the piece of paper that ensured Iran won't develop nuclear weapons until it suits them. All the money the US paid Iran to get this agreement is...
  • Are You a Democrat, a Republican or a Marine?

    05/12/2018 8:18:23 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 25 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 5/12/18 | Unk
    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge rusty knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you yelling “allah akbar!” You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? A Democrat’s Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a...
  • PDJT: He’s Got a Pen & a Sword and He Knows How to Use Them

    05/12/2018 6:31:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-12-18 | MOTUS
    Although John McCain wrote that he regrets having selected Sarah Palin as his running mate she continues to speak highly of him: That strikes me as pretty classy, considering a great many of us voted for her, not John McCain, in ‘08. And unlike the phony bologna Leftists who spend a lot of time virtue-signaling that they’re better than you, Conservatives like Sarah Palin just act on those principles. And just what does the Left consider “going higher” anyway?It may not be what you consider “higher”Keep in mind that since they also assume themselves to be morally superior they...
  • Progressives Want to Kill You, But Starbucks Wants to Kill Itself

    05/12/2018 5:20:01 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 28 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Progressives want to kill you, Part I – The gals on The View never cease to humiliate themselves by putting their true hateful nature on display. Generally, it’s the execrable Joy Behar leading the pack of shrews, but on Friday it was Whoopi Goldberg doing the honors, expressing her wish that the President of the United States be water-boarded. You can watch the clip here. Progressives want to kill you, Part II – Not to be outdone, Nicolle Wallace over at MSNBC expressed her desire to choke White House spokesperson and mother...