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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • The New York Times: All the #FakeNews That Fits

    03/16/2018 5:36:03 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Warning: If Everything is Sexist, Nothing is Sexist. – House Democrat Caucus leader Joe Crowley told reporters on Thursday that efforts by Republican congressional candidates to tie their Democrat challengers to House Sepaker San Fran Nan are “sexist.” Crowley did not offer any explanation as to why Republicans criticizing the obviously incompetent, disgraceful Pelosi is sexist, but Democrat efforts to demonize every Republican woman on the face of the earth is not, and of course none of the fake journalists present would have dared to pose one of their Democrat heroes a...
  • #ThrowbackThursday: In Which We Get It All Wrong

    03/15/2018 7:23:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-15-18 | MOTUS
    Today’s #ThrowbackThursday Post comes via the Wall Street Journal’s Magazine: Spring Men’s Wear Fashion edition. It will adequately demonstrate why Throwback Thursdays are more than a bow to nostalgia. First, we  take a look at what the world considered to be stylish men – both straight and gay – from the past century: l to r: James Dean, Gary Cooper, Paul NewmanBuddy Holly, Dean Martin and Miles Davis:Compare the above to the WSJ’s Spring fashion shoot Drift Away to a Sultry Riverscape in the Season's Best Menswear: The clothes haven’t changed all that much but the skeletal frame on which...
  • In Trump World, a Cabinet Appointment is a Temp Job

    03/15/2018 5:06:20 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 22 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Spoiled high school children across the country skipped class on Wednesday to go pretend to know something about guns and gun control policy. It was, like, totally rad, and of course Democrat politicians around the country exploited the kids’ acting out to make political points. San Fran Nan, Chuck Schumer and the execrable New York Governor Andrew Cuomo all made anti-gun speeches to groups of students while surrounded by security guards armed with…wait for it…you know what’s coming…guns! None of the kids noticed the irony in that, mainly because pretty much none...
  • That OPR Recommendation On Andrew McCabe Sure Is Interesting

    03/14/2018 4:48:22 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 33 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Evening Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) So, Andrew McCabe might be fired after all. That, at least, is the decision Attorney General Jeff Sessions is suddenly faced with, six days before the swamp skunk McCabe is scheduled to retire with full benefits on March 20. The stated reason the DOJ Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR) gives for its recommendation to AG Sessions is that McCabe improperly leaked information related to the 2016 FBI investigation into the Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal on multiple occasions. This finding was made by Inspector General Michael Horowitz during his 14 month-long investigation...
  • #OpenWhineWednesday – HOV Edition

    03/14/2018 7:43:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-14-18 | MOTUS
    "Visiting California, Trump says Gov. Jerry Brown is doing a ‘terrible job’"  Trump has repeatedly bashed the state, dismissing California as "out of control" during a 2017 interview, a comment he repeated Tuesday. I can’t speak to those allegations first hand but I can pass along this  #OpenWhineWednesday anecdote via my neighbor. He had been on a business trip in California last week. When I ran into him yesterday he had just received a citation in the mail for unlawfully using the HOV (high occupancy vehicle) lane while he was there. Oddly enough the citation was not because he...
  • Irish Beto Forgets He’s Running in Texas, Where the AR-15 is a Sporting Rifle

    03/14/2018 5:05:51 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 14 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet? – A three-judge panel of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the ban on “sanctuary cities” signed by Texas Governor Greg Abbott in 2017. The law levies penalties, including fines and jail time, on public officials who attempt to enforce sanctuary city policies like those in place throughout the entire third world state of California. God Bless Texas. The View shrew Joy Behar was actually forced by ABC honchos tired of being asked about it to apologize on-air on Tuesday for her insulting remarks...
  • HIDDEN CAM: Intern Crashes LGBTQ SxSW Meetup!

    03/13/2018 10:11:08 PM PDT · by GraceG · 20 replies
    Louder With Crowder - CRTV ^ | Louder With Crowder
    What happens when our intern, SvenComputer, is forced to crash a LGTBQ “Gender Nonconformity” meet up at SxSW? Hilarity and triggering ensues as Steven Crowder cues SvenComputer’s dialogue and gestures.
  • Tillerson Was the Best Sec. of State in a Decade; Pompeo Will Be Better

    03/13/2018 3:01:03 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 26 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Evening Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) So, what to make of the Rex Tillerson firing? ThereÂ’s a lot to unpack here, so IÂ’ll try to do it in a fairly orderly fashion. First, letÂ’s state up front the undeniable truth that Rex Tillerson was the nationÂ’s finest Secretary of State in a decade. Unlike his two immediate predecessors in the job, Mr. Tillerson is a patriot, a lover of America, a believer in promoting American-style Democracy around the world and protecting U.S. national security at home. He had no interest in selling AmericaÂ’s foreign policy to the...
  • Schools Struggle with Religious Intolerance [semi-satire]

    03/13/2018 11:38:25 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Mar 2018 | John Semmens
    Contrasting styles of how to cope with differing religions in schools were demonstrated recently in Massachusetts and Germany. In Massachusetts librarians at Simmons College in Boston issued The Anti-Oppression Library Guide to promote equality and limit religious persecution. The Guide urges students to "refrain from using trigger words like 'Merry Christmas' or 'God bless you' after someone sneezes because these words constitute microaggressions against Muslims. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas. And the notion that God should bless a non-Muslim is offensive to their faith." The Guide warns that "even unintentional or inadvertent use of such trigger words could unleash a violent...
  • Comedian: ‘I had to what learn LGBTQAI means, you have to learn what AR means’

    03/13/2018 11:23:04 AM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 19 replies
    Big League Politics ^ | 3/13/18 | Waldo Crane
    omedian Owen Benjamin is a rising star in the battle for free speech and common sense. Using comedy as a weapon against left wing thought control, Benjamin has faced major criticism in the entertainment industry. In fact, SJWs in Hollywood have called for him to be blackballed because he dared to say that injecting hormones into 3 year old children to “transition” them into another gender is wrong. “The Big Bear,” as his online fans “The Unbearables” call Benjamin, is known for immediately adding jokes about current events into his stand up sets. So it’s no surprise that last weekend...
  • #TransformationTuesday: Help! We’re Trapped In the Future!

    03/13/2018 7:00:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-13-18 | MOTUS
    Kamala Harris Tells Us “California Represents The Future.”That’s precisely what we’re afraid of Kammie:Homeless in Hollywood San Francisco’s Poop Pile MapAftermath of the Skirball fire, started by a campfire at a homeless campCalifornia’s Past and Future Brain TrustBut thanks for the warning. We’ll keep it in mind as we work hard to MAGA.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • The Hillary Clinton Excuse Generator Doll Humiliates Itself in India

    03/13/2018 5:08:25 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 41 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The Pantsuit Princess was in the news on Monday for rolling out yet more excuses for why she lost the presidential election in 2016. If you thought she had already blamed everyone else in the United States of America for her failure except for herself, boy, were you wrong. Speaking to an audience in India, of all places, where the great majority of the population is poor, uneducated and unproductive, the Coughing Crook blamed her loss on people who are poor, uneducated and unproductive. Oh, and they were all racists, too. No...
  • VIDEO: Hillary slips down stairs in India — despite two men holding her up

    03/12/2018 5:02:12 PM PDT · by blueyon · 70 replies
    TheAmericanMirror ^ | 3/12/18 | Kyle Olson
    Even though Hillary Clinton had help going down a set of stairs in India today, she still nearly fell down. While visiting Jahaz Mahal in Dhar’s Mandu, Clinton was attempting to descend about 15 stairs. She was holding the arm of an aide. With Huma Abedin following behind, Clinton slipped about halfway down the descent, nearly tumbling down. A man walking in front of her jumped to grab her as she reached for him.
  • Dem Promises Reparations by 2020 [semi-satire]

    03/12/2018 10:47:27 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 18 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Mar 2018 | John Semmens
    Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif) promised an audience in Selma, Alabama that "we will provide reparations for slavery to all African-Americans by 2020 if we take back the House this November. We are going to divert those billion dollar tax cuts Trump gave to corporations and white people and pay off every Black man, woman, and child in America, except for 'Uncle Toms' like Ben Carson." Waters brushed aside difficulties in trying to distinguish between whites who owned slaves and the millions of white soldiers who fought in the Civil War that ended slavery in this country. "It's not about guilt...
  • #Monday Moanin’ - So Embrace The Suck

    03/12/2018 7:58:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-12-18 | MOTUS
    My brother was kind enough to pass this article along to ruin my weekend: We Nneed the Singular ‘They’ – and It Won’t Seem Wrong For Long. He thought it could provide fodder for my Monday Moanin’ post, and that it did, splendiferously. He noted that while “it was written by an educated woman who clearly knows better, her allegiance to the 198 or so newly discovered genders demands that she take this position.”The article is written by Stephanie Golden, a ground breaking editor in her own right who has been serving humanity with gender equality copy since the late...
  • Fake Religions, Fake Indians and Fake Republicans

    03/12/2018 4:59:58 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The Church of Scientology is getting its own TV channel. Yay! The favored fake religion of Hollywood’s mindless nitwits announced over the weekend that it will begin rolling out content today on Apple TV, Roku and DirectTV. And guess what? I have DirecTV at my home, so I’ll get to watch it for you and give you a review! Ok, just kidding – the little wifey and I are in the middle of a 7-season marathon of Homeland, so there will be no time at all for Scientology TV. No word on...
  • Has Jeff Sessions Been Boiling the Frog? Sure Seems That Way.

    03/11/2018 4:30:21 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 158 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Evening Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) There isn’t much worth reading in the #NeverTrump enclave that is The National Review anymore, but there are exceptions to this rule. Anything written by the great Victor Davis Hanson is one such exception. Anything written by Andrew C. McCarthy is the other. McCarthy, who is himself a former federal prosecutor, published a very interesting piece at National Review on Saturday. It’s long, but well worth the read, as he provides an excellent synopsis of alleged FBI and DOJ abuses in both the Clinton email scandal and the whole Trump-Russia “collusion”...
  • Planned Trump-Kim Meeting Irks Soros [semi-satire]

    03/11/2018 10:19:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Mar 2018 | John Semmens
    Billionaire donor to the Democratic Party George Soros is apoplectic over the announcement that President Trump has agreed to meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un within the next two months to discuss nuclear disarmament of his country. "This never should have happened," Soros complained. "I paid $30 million to defeat Trump in the 2016 election. I've funded street protests and riots to try to undermine his administration. I've been working tirelessly with the FBI and media to generate a scandal that will drive him from office. That this Korean twit would wreck my efforts by yielding to Trump's pressures...
  • #SooperSunday: DST Edition, and I’m Feeling Cranky

    03/11/2018 7:09:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-11-18 | MOTUS
    Only the government could steal an hour from you in March and pay it back 8 months later – without a minute of interest – and expect you to be grateful. Well I’m not grateful, I’m cranky; and if history is any gauge I will be cranky for the better part of a week as my biorhythms slowly adjust to this government mandated jetlag.My complete circadian rhythm cycle: Cranky So I’m just making a really simple soup today for #SooperSunday. It’s sort of like a spring tonic except it’s clearly not spring yet and hence NOT TIME TO SPRING FORWARD!...
  • Democrats’ Fading “Rising Star” and NBC’s Sleepy Chuck Todd

    03/11/2018 6:07:51 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 13 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet? – Hey, I’m old enough to remember last week, when every fake journalist in Texas and America was telling us that Texas senate candidate Robert “Beto” O’Rourke, an Irish guy who represents a largely-Hispanic congressional district (thus the ‘nickname’), was the Democrat Party’s “rising star” who was going to whip Ted Cruz in the general election this coming November. Yeah, that was just another bit of fake news fed to all the fake reporters by the Democrats, who are desperate to pretend they have momentum and...