Posted on 03/12/2018 4:59:58 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)
The Church of Scientology is getting its own TV channel. Yay! The favored fake religion of Hollywood’s mindless nitwits announced over the weekend that it will begin rolling out content today on Apple TV, Roku and DirectTV. And guess what? I have DirecTV at my home, so I’ll get to watch it for you and give you a review! Ok, just kidding – the little wifey and I are in the middle of a 7-season marathon of Homeland, so there will be no time at all for Scientology TV. No word on what the new programming on the new channel will consist of, but it’s a very safe bet that a bunch of really bad flicks by Tom Cruise and John Travolta will be prominently featured in the mix.
Speaking of outright frauds, Elizabeth Warren was challenged on several Sunday morning fake news programs to just take a DNA test and put this whole fake Indian thing to bed. Just spit into a cup, seal it up, mail it in to that online DNA testing service, and two weeks later it will all be over. And hey, the chances are really, really good that the results she gets back are going to claim she has some small percentage of Indian blood in her, because that’s what that service does: It tells everyone that they come from pretty much everywhere.
But oh, no, not Fauxcahontas. She’s not having any of that. She is so certain of her Indian blood because of “family lore” and all, that she just doesn’t need to have any proof. Of course, the truth is most likely that the shameless phony has been lying about it all these years and she’s scared to death that she will be the 1 in 100 people who get results back denying that she has any Indian DNA at all.
The fake Indian Senator from Massachusetts also stated definitely, at least half a dozen times, that “I am not running for president” when asked by her Sunday interviewers. Given her history, we can take this to be a definitive statement that she is indeed planning to run for the Democrat nomination in 2020.
Boy, that Democrat presidential field is just going to be chock full of fakes, phonies and frauds in two years. In addition to the fakest Indian in America, President Trump will also be challenged by a field that will include 80 year-old commie Bernie Sanders, 77 year-old hair implant poster child, serial woman groper and nude swimmer Joe Biden, the latest reboot of the Pantsuit Princess, the completely deranged Corey Booker, the even more completely deranged Chicago congressman Luis Gutierrez, the amazingly unaccomplished Kamala Harris, and Oprah. No word if Bill Nye the fake science guy will join the fun, but hey, he certainly has the career fraud qualifications down pat, so why not?
In case you missed it, the Democrat Party took a first step towards reducing the number of “super delegates” to its 2020 convention over the weekend, a move that will likely end up reducing their numbers by about half. This will make it a little tougher for the Coughing Crook to rig the nominating process again in 2020 like she and Debbie Wasserman Schulz and the DNC did in 2016. So we can expect even more fakes, phones, frauds and freaks to line up in the coming months to pursue the party’s nomination, now that there might be a 40% chance the Clintons won’t rig the thing again.
Speaking of fakes, phonies and frauds, RINO Senator Jeff Flake came to Chuck Todd’s defense on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, after President Trump had referred to the show’s host as a “sleepy sonofabitch” during his Saturday rally in Pittsburgh. The terminally whiny Sen. Flake actually blamed President Trump’s calling out of the fake news media in the U.S. as causing the arrests of journalists in other countries. No, really, that’s what he said:
“We have a record number of journalists being jailed overseas, some on false news charges, echoing the phrases he uses. I don’t think it’s a responsible thing to do. I really don’t.”
First of all, we don’t have a “record number” of journalists being jailed overseas. It’s pretty likely that the “record” for that particular exercise was established during the Bolshevik revolution in Russia a century ago. Second, tin pot dictators and communist thugs all over the world have been arresting journalists they don’t like all throughout human history, so claiming this is something that just started when Donald Trump took office 14 months ago is more dishonest than any claim Elizabeth Warren has ever made about her fake Indian ancestry.
Third, note to “Meet the Press”: Jeff Flake has a public approval rating in his own home state that consistently hovers below 20%. Nobody cares what Jeff Flake thinks or says. If you’re going to have a token fake Republican show up on your program, why not invite Lindsey Graham or Susan Collins? They at least could win an election in their own state if they had to run again today.
Just another weekend of fakes, phones and frauds parading across our TV screens America.
That is all.
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