Im not sure that an actual letter was dispatched, just the press release to the news bureaus was sufficient.

Well finally, a typed letter proclaiming a weak protest by my spiritual leaders. A little burp after a pleasant lunch and anticipation of a comfy nap; sigh.. all in a days work.

And just in time, at the last moment, we can now be impressed with the CYA, childish efforts where burning on crosses are actually called for.

I suspected that is why our family was blessed with good teeth and gums, thanks for helping with that.

Oh by the way ,maybe you can explain why all the women, ya know, aunts, grannies and cousins, all had those big breasts and when they crushed you into their bosoms during a big hug I always detected the smell of roses and gardenias. Damndest thing!

Every day I thank God that I was born into a poor, ignorant christian family with good teeth.

It’s obvious to me that he just wanted them to move their Cadillacs from the handicap parking. The usual double parking in the fire lane was ok!

IMHO as a member in good standing with all local and National Tea Party efforts, I would like to know just why is this gathering being quickly organized at Rush hour, 4:30pm on a Monday in downtown Indianapolis.

This does not make a lick of sense as I will not attend a Tea Party event that has a Politician who will read a speech and expect we “the people” to respond by clapping and jumping around. Just email it Mike and Garrison can read it.

Now I like you Mike, as I have said to you in the private get together's hosted by the new breed of pretend movers and shakers, and I sincerely hope that you will always try to be an Indiana congressperson. Hell, I would even attend one of your gatherings in your own district for old time sake; perhaps Anderson, just a few miles from my home, but not a Tea Party event, most definitely not a Tea Party event.

The Tea Party effort is not a politicians whore. In fact, it is the very same politicians that we have organized to replace. Yes, that’s you Mike, yes that’s you Mr. Carson and your e... heart, and yes, that is you Dan.

They all leave and get new jobs, we stay and clean up the mess.

Well of course you fellas from Ohio will decide this election. Will that be from say, Toledo or Youngstown, Cleveland or maybe Cincinnati?

Oh by the way, Carmel is not dark, maybe a little tan but definitely not dark y’all.

Hey y’all, there is a rumor making the rounds that Kasich is much more excited about a donation he received from a close friend then from the big bucks that Sarah’s pac sent.

It seems he received a $20.00 check and a personal note from Gar Condit that holds a special meaning for the former power house congressman.

Hey y’all, the old lady, the kids, grandma and the dog all sit around the blackberry on Sunday in their PJ’s and read some good down home preachen.

I’m an Indiana voter so go ahead Mike, your a good man, show us what you got. What did you say? “Oh you think that you will be embarrassed and find out just what us TEAPAC people think of you!” Mike,Mike, not to worry, we already know you mean well but are way over your head no matter how hard you try to be just one of the ordinary people.

What was that you say? “You have a hard time giving a passionate off the cuff gut speech.” Yeah , the last time we TeaPartied in Washington the woman gave very wonderfull passionate, off the cuff gut speeches. But hell they were just houswife’s and clerks your stuff was much better where you read half of the boring thing and looked so serious.

Look, I think your great, just quite acting so, so SERIOUS. Serious is ok but you have to be able to pull it off and be serious about it.

Hey Mike, did you know I was good friends with your aunts oldest girl, Sarah? She talked about you once in a while but she’s not going to be seen around with you; she said so herself.

Mike, your future spot is in the Senate, make more money, better dinning room, and there won’t be as many ahead of you in the toilet line.

Very good answer! “TeaPac” On the 4th of July weekend. Sunny day, outside with large green lawn and plenty of room to spread out. Just like home used to be.

Paid for by donations. Somewhere in the middle of Ameria, easy to reach, clean air and clean people.

Dogs and kids welcome.

So now it’s official. The big guy loses a few pounds, buys some new duds, new perfume and a couple gold chains for why, because of a woman! What’s next? Remodel and add onto your Florida Mansion? Put your sweet little pussy cat you dearly love out on the street, alone. What’s this new woman’s attraction? Can she write perscriptions?

I remember just how the fuzz ball would nearly stop his show and take calls from his last “sweetie”. She always had an opinion she wished to share and was able to by pass the screener, Joe Golden, get on the air and insist that I had to like it. My champion, Rush, would say cute little coo-coo’s and call her sweetie. I was jealous! The bastard.That was bull shit and a pathetic public display of affection without proper warning. Then a couple months later the on air complaints started. Y’all know how it goes, she did this and said that and “OH” the kids. He became Jell-O, as usual, just a pathetic little boy wearing a loud necktie.

Rush, I beg, please don’t put me through this again. Just do what the big boys do. Write her a check each time when your finished, shouldn’t take long you cute little Viagra guy, and then she can get up and leave.

This is definitely a Democrat Devil conspiracy. “If the Devil can’t bring a good man down he always sends a woman after him”.

IMHO, I live in the Midwest and by all accounts would be considered to be in a comfortable position with reasonable options in how and where I choose to live. Uh, yes honey I know that you make all the decisions, I was just sayin.

If I committed the entire generous inheritance that I received from my wonderful grandmother, God rest her soul,I would be able to purchase about 275 American Gold Eagles. Sad huh! We just had an Insurance exec go bankrupt with a car worth that much.

I only mention this as I believe that most Freepers, all of whom I dearly love, cannot ever get in the game and do not have access to financial and social connections that would make them money players; me included, especially me since I don’t trust anyone that is prettier than my uncle Harold. Yeah that’s right, I’m referring to people on TV like Lou Dobbs and other girlie men. Nice tan Lou. Piss off.

Get real y’all and don’t be concerned with the $800 million dollar profit India just made and why they would hurry and commit to purchasing the remaining 200 tonnes from the IMF.
It is not meant for us to know about or understand and why should we.

When I wake up tomorrow I will still be an average, pink slippin, tea partying, bus riding, home made sign carrying white woman living in Carmel Indiana waiting for Sarah to come save me. OK guys, leftovers tonight.

Hey y’all, IMHO it would be a great idea since he has already invested and I’m thinking paid for that new set of goofy choppers that he’s sporting around. Kind of gives his whole persona a kind of soft glow.

Heck yes, with his new tan and the glossy stuff they put on his girlie fingers that he flicks around while on camera, kind of sissy like, there is no doubt that he would be a real big hit with the “Tea Party “ crowd.

Yes sir, a real man for the occasion. Squat somewhere else Lou and stay the hell out of Sarah’s way.

IMHO I would keep the questions very light and be sure it’s all about him.

Senator, will you have a new CD ready by Christmas, your music is so wonderful. I play your music all day long. You are so talented and you bring such joy into our lives.

Senator, (gush) I just love the way you dress and especially your beautiful shirts. They make you look so tall and you are such a very handsome man. Oh how I would love if my husband just once dressed as well. Could I please have the name of your shirtmaker.

Hey Newt, IMHO you had a good run so please stop embarrassing yourself.

If I were you I would pay close attention to old Vernon Jordon being seen around town with none other than your sweetie Callistra. Callistra could shut you down with all that she knows, big bucks at stake here Newty, especially with Vernon’s help.

Heck y'all, I just can't help wondering if Ms Cindy McCain wasn't behind the selection of Sarah.

Little John, the maverick, does not seem the type nor have the history of including women in his circle jerk.

I recall how he snarled at Maria Shriver in 2000 when she was playing “reporterette for a day” and approached him backstage at one of the debates. I'm thinking he likes the company of real men, you know, big Joe Liberman and that real killer guy, Lindsey Graham.

I say put Sarah way up front with her family and bring Cindy along just leave John snoring in the back of the bus.

Palin is scheduled to be in Indianapolis at the Verizon Center around 4:30PM on Friday. This is a venue located in Republican country, Hamilton County, leaving the stink of the inner city thugs for Obama 20 miles South.

Heck y'all the little guy has always been a screw up. Daddy McCain covered for him before passing the burden off to Cindy.

I hear Todd walked in on the little guy and Lindsey, got pissed, and kicked the leg humper out the door and told Johnnie that Sarah want’s little Johnnie to stand tall cause she and Todd has his back.

I also heard Todd told Liberman to quite sniffing around Johnnie and to quite meeting him at the airport or get his ass kicked all the way back to Trollville.

Now just what part of this story isn't possible?

Just sayin