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Thanks, but I really don’t have the slightest interest in publishing a book, or even expanding my readership. I like to think of my blog as one of those underground bands that only a few hipsters know about.

I’m actually anti-slavery, but I’ll cheerfully accept those nekkid pix.

zup cracka! Longtimes no see, hope all’s well.

Much obliged! Shoutout to my FR homies.

By “this” you mean escaping the Blago imbroglio? I wouldn’t get your hopes up. The media wants to bear Obama’s children, not investigate him. And Obama is smart enough to keep several layers of insulation between himself and the sleaziest of the Illinois sewer. I suspect Rahm Emmanuel will get the ejector seat treatment from the Unicorn Express, and that will be the end of it.

Double that back atcha, with a Happy Hannukah to boot.

I wish you would label these things as satire! Grrr!

Read the rules or I will report you to the moderators!

I am Joe.

I give up.

One is a delicious pasta, and the other is a vulgar sexual act.

I can never keep them straight, so whenever I’m at a Des Moines pizza restaurant I usually order both.

We are from I-o-way, I-O-WAY!
State of all the land, joy on every hand.
We are from I-o-way, I-O-WAY!
That's where the tall corn grows.

"Keokuk Geode."

"Keokuk Geode."

Keokuk Keokuk Kuk kuk Geode Geode geokuk keode

Also, I'm drunk.

Every time I have to go through Iowa, I feel like suing somebody.

Geode; as in “G owed me money, so I popped a cap in his @ss”

Iowa State Rock: Non-Threatening Melodic Soft (genus Air Supply)