Posted on 12/18/2008 10:06:35 AM PST by EveningStar
Flanked by officials from the United Elf Toytinkerers union, SantaCorp CEO Kris Kringle today told the House Ways and Means Committee that without immediate government financial help, his firm would be forced to declare bankruptcy, lay off thousands of elves and reindeer, and potentially cancel its annual worldwide Christmas Eve toy delivery.
Iowahawk BTTT!
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I wish you would label these things as satire! Grrr!
Read the rules or I will report you to the moderators!
Done. :)
Merry Christmas!
Santa’s a Red.
Giving out stuff.
Red suit.
Nordic heritage.
Eco crunchy vehicle.
Beard, like Marx.
This year I tied up some razor wire, lowered it halfway down the chimney, and then pulled the slip knot causing the stuff to bloom. That’ll get that commie bastard!
Double that back atcha, with a Happy Hannukah to boot.
Do you think Obama can pull this off, or do you foresee a career about as glamorous as the main character in “The Onion Field?”
By “this” you mean escaping the Blago imbroglio? I wouldn’t get your hopes up. The media wants to bear Obama’s children, not investigate him. And Obama is smart enough to keep several layers of insulation between himself and the sleaziest of the Illinois sewer. I suspect Rahm Emmanuel will get the ejector seat treatment from the Unicorn Express, and that will be the end of it.
Ha! I knew this isn't real. OSHA has no authority over the North Pole.
Ping to the naughty and nice.
I bet I know who's getting a petrified reindeer turd in his stocking for Christmas.
Heh.
But seriously, folks...
“Santa Claus broke! Thank God! he thrives, and he thrives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.”
(apologies to Frank P. Church)
Ho Ho Ha Ha
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