Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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Cosby’s cat?
Irwin suddenly remembered, after putting the key into the lock on Monday morning, that he had left an experiment running over the weekend.
By the time he released the poor animal from its confinement, it was half-dead.
Needs four more for that..
I did Kathleen’s and Frank’s fingernails and Frank’s toenails before supper last night. Frank was mad at me. “WHYYYYY?” he kept howling.
"It's to make the potion that keeps the horns from sprouting out of your head. That Jello you like so much? -- Toenails, all the way."
Of course, you don't have to tell him this right away, even though it's the truth.
“Tests were conducted, experiments performed, hypothesis proven or disproven, mistakes were made. I’m sorry Frank, but if we don’t continue these treatments and augmentations you will eventually revert to having armored scales, claws, and horns. And nobody likes horns as it interferes with wearing hats.”
I’d be a terrible parent to children of my own...
Keeping the inner monsters at bay is always a struggle with children.
People in college have no idea.
Plural of hypothesis is "hypotheses".
Scientific reports and medical information should be free of grammatical and punctuation errors.
“Those poor people! What has been unleashed on them?” -”distraught “ missus
*sip coffee* “They are on their own, we have trained our infiltration unit well! The carnage shall be glorious!” *sip coffee* -not at all concerned father.
“You’re right, they brought it on themselves.” -missus dropping the “distraught” act.
Yes.
And you have your choice of the visual focus being “over there” so you trip on stuff over here, or “over here” so you can’t see much over there.
And everything if very green.
And your field of view is toilet paper tube like or near to it.
Synthetic vision would be better, multiple optics feeding a screen with blended focus and eye tracking inside your visor.
Drats!
“Schultz!!!”
That would be my Ceirdwyn in behavior.
Hey, it worked!!!!! wow, thanks everyone. I now have my own photobucket account. This is the truck - named "Bubba." He has "Bella" the Airstream Excella version 1982 behind him. This is the entrance to our driveway on the property here near Concho, AZ.
You are most Welcome, ‘Face. We love you!!! Haven’t been online as much due to connectivity issues down here. I have kept up as much as possible on your woes and others’ but time and energy to post are not in good supply. I sure appreciate your thoughts and prayers. No roof on the house, yet - just some rough cut (leaking) planks on one side, the other has a giant black tarp ($325 worth) keeping the rain and snow out as much as possible. It’s scramble for funds to finish - long story. I know God is my source and I know He is going to come through again. May His Name be glorified.
I like your attitude.
I like your attitude, too! (Also your trailer.)
“For what else are offspring for except for us to unleash them upon unsuspecting worlds?”
Yeats?
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