Keeping the inner monsters at bay is always a struggle with children.
People in college have no idea.
“Those poor people! What has been unleashed on them?” -”distraught “ missus
*sip coffee* “They are on their own, we have trained our infiltration unit well! The carnage shall be glorious!” *sip coffee* -not at all concerned father.
“You’re right, they brought it on themselves.” -missus dropping the “distraught” act.