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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick

Edwards Key Lime AND chocolate are pies that I try to buy in the least quantity available...Both are so daggone TASTY!


1,581 posted on 01/30/2015 3:57:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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G`night.
Saturday is already here.


1,582 posted on 01/30/2015 4:00:51 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: moose07

Ta!


1,583 posted on 01/30/2015 4:10:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

The only thing I got on my 50th was a good night’s sleep after an immoderate piece of birthday cake, cut from a cake I bought for myself.


1,584 posted on 01/30/2015 4:24:41 PM PST by MHGinTN (Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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To: Monkey Face

I hope it will all be gone quickly!


1,585 posted on 01/30/2015 4:41:35 PM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: MHGinTN

I rented a restaurant, hired a DJ and made it a truly memorable event...The invitations were on gray card stock with black borders, and I had a cake made with a tombstone on it, celebrating the demise of my 49th year. It was by Invitation Only, so party crashers were not allowed.

I figured, “What the heck? I’m only 50 once!” So I spent $700 on it and have never regretted it. (That was 20 years ago!)


1,586 posted on 01/30/2015 5:06:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good for you ... and yes, in this life we are only fifty once, thank God.


1,587 posted on 01/30/2015 5:16:21 PM PST by MHGinTN (Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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To: Tax-chick; moose07

No temptation...man...that’s tough.

I watched three more episodes of Downton Abby today...SUCH a good soap! The British passion for period accuracy is very evident in this series, and of course, Dame Maggie Smith steals every scene she is in. She is SUCH a good Dowager Countess! Very snobbish and down to earth in a lady-like way.

She has always been one of my favorite actresses.


1,588 posted on 01/30/2015 5:16:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

1,589 posted on 01/31/2015 2:35:50 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Monkey Face

Maggie Smith was wonderful in “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel,” with Judi Dench, my absolute favorite British actress.


1,590 posted on 01/31/2015 2:37:11 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick; Gefn

1,591 posted on 01/31/2015 2:38:23 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick; Slings and Arrows

There HAS to be a law against such kitten cuteness.,

My head just exploded from the squee. What a darlin babeh kitteh


1,592 posted on 01/31/2015 3:13:05 AM PST by Gefn (Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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To: Tax-chick

I didn’t know white wine goes with kittehs.

I guess red wine goes with puppehs.


1,593 posted on 01/31/2015 3:14:24 AM PST by Gefn (Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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To: Tax-chick

“I don’t always drink catnip wine, but when I do I wear a lampshade and leave mutilated mice in your slippers.” -world’s most interesting cat.


1,594 posted on 01/31/2015 3:15:28 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Gefn

He’s made of rainbows and Dreamsicles.


1,595 posted on 01/31/2015 3:17:36 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: Gefn

Don’t look: he has an itch!


1,596 posted on 01/31/2015 3:25:13 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


1,597 posted on 01/31/2015 3:25:33 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Darksheare

Not only does the world’s most interesting cat drink catnip wine, he also drinks a little mousecatel every now and then.


1,598 posted on 01/31/2015 3:25:49 AM PST by Gefn (Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

What are those orange ice cream bars? Dreamsicles? Creamcicles?

They have a vanilla ice cream middle. That’s what kitty might be made of, with rainbows, and his daddy was a unicorn.


1,599 posted on 01/31/2015 3:28:51 AM PST by Gefn (Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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To: Gefn

Dreamsicles. You can get Dreamsicle ice cream.


1,600 posted on 01/31/2015 3:41:18 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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