Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[ArGee]

Well, I’ve never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles

Can you feel it?
Must be near it
Feels so good
Oh, it feels so good.

[ArGee]

I like to blame my keyboard, but in my case it’s the nut behind the keyboard that causes all the problems.

[moose07]

The Building on the Meridian that is often refered to as an Observatory is where the key goes in to wind up the planet to keep it rotating.
Mr Harrison invented the first accurate planitary speed control device in the late 1700`s, it was installed at Greenwich after having been tried at various locations around the globe during Lieutenant Cooks Package holiday trips.
The one o`clock Balldrop and gun firing is there to assure a superstitious population that the mechanism has been successfully wound for the day.

[Monkey Face]

Would that it were in my case...

[moose07]

*De-cloak*
(((Hugs)))
*Re-cloak*

[Monkey Face]

What a delightfully fanciful story! Thanks, it makes perfect sense!

[moose07]

I trust that you will be deploying the Brolly with the appropriate amount of style whilst taking the morning constitutional. :)

[moose07]

Only the first line is total story, the rest is based on loosely applied facts. :)

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

*applause*

[ArGee]

Facts are best when loosly applied.

-Democratic playbook.

[moose07]

A sticking key and the “nut behind the keyboard”....

Hmmm, WD40 in both instances.

*Warning*
Moose technical and medical advise should be checked with a local qualified professional before use as it may be unsuitable for Humans.

[moose07]

Well, their entire agenda is based on a fairy tale written in Clerkenwell in the late 1800`s.

[ArGee]

*Warning*

Not to worry.

I'm not human.

[LibreOuMort]

It has been raining here in Snowflake for a couple of days. Rumor has it we’re in for some S**W. Weather up here is unpredictable. We did NOT have monsoons in 2014 - at least not what was rumored to be coming. We’ve had some freaky changes in these parts. I’m sick of the mud.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Mud is a PITA

[LibreOuMort]

Indeed. We had a break in the weather just long enough for me to get the truck washed. Behold, it’s blue again. Somebody remind me how to post a photo, please?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Please help LibreOuMort out on how to post a picture. My explanations are not so good : )

[Monkey Face]

I used sionnsar’s brolly today in the rain, as it was so convenient. Thanks again!

[Monkey Face]

If you upload the photo to photobucket (easy with a USB cable) they will provide you with an HTML code so all you have to do is copy it and paste it to your message.

Honest!

[moose07]

You`ll need a Photobucket account.
Takes a couple of mins.
Use the html provided by the site.
a href=" etc.
a href=https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/ target=_blank img src=http://i1050.photobucket.com/albums/s413/moose07A/Best%20bin/DarkredTuliphideing.jpg border="0" alt=Photobucket /a