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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face
I just took a couple of bills out to the mailbox. It’s cold out there! But inside, there is Sunbeam. Shannon is asprawl on the back of the sofa by the window.
Speaking of bills, Bill has a job! He’ll have a drug test on Monday - not a problem - and hopefully start training by the end of the week. At the grocery store.
1,621
posted on
01/31/2015 7:29:10 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Gefn
Looks like puppy naptime.
1,622
posted on
01/31/2015 7:30:16 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
The kitten cam is currently down for kitty cleaning. it is also adorable. The puppies are barking.
1,623
posted on
01/31/2015 7:30:43 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: Monkey Face
The eyes have it...
1,624
posted on
01/31/2015 7:32:25 AM PST
by
null and void
(The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
To: NicknamedBob; moose07; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
” There’s so much fiction in what I write, even the name is fake. Just call me Brian. “
Life of Brian ?
1,625
posted on
01/31/2015 7:42:24 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: null and void
That makes me dizzy, Nully.
1,626
posted on
01/31/2015 7:52:52 AM PST
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Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Tax-chick
I have to download stamps.com again. It wouldn’t accept my card which means I can’t access the stamp balance. I’ve never had trouble with it before. I need it.
1,627
posted on
01/31/2015 7:54:16 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
I have to go to the USPS.
1,628
posted on
01/31/2015 8:05:35 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Monkey Face
I think the extra lenses make him look rather spider-like.
1,629
posted on
01/31/2015 8:17:15 AM PST
by
null and void
(The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Slings and Arrows; CatherineofAragon; TheOldLady; All
1,630
posted on
01/31/2015 8:28:40 AM PST
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Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
The black one is a male, the gray ones are females.
1,631
posted on
01/31/2015 8:29:41 AM PST
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Gefn
(Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; moose07; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy
"Life of Brian ?" More like "Lies of Brian".
I'm working on another one now. It's set about a hundred and fifty years in the future, so I might have to make up a few things.
At least no one will be able to tell me I got it wrong!
1,632
posted on
01/31/2015 8:33:35 AM PST
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NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: null and void; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
"I think the extra lenses make him look rather spider-like." I would suspect the outer lenses overlay their information onto the inner lenses' screens. One could use night-vision for one and infra-red for the other.
At least it's binocular, and that's the way I'd do it.
You could also overlay a radar image if you used a close-to-infrared spectrum, but that requires broadcasting; not very good for stealth observation.
People monitoring you could use the broadcast frequency of your wireless router to observe your physical movements. Keep that in mind if you're working on an insurrection.
1,633
posted on
01/31/2015 8:42:08 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
1,634
posted on
01/31/2015 9:10:36 AM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
To: Gefn
Frisky kittens! I can see how that would become hypnotic, and you’d just watch them all afternoon, even after they go to sleep.
1,635
posted on
01/31/2015 9:44:16 AM PST
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Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: NicknamedBob
Perhaps, but I’m told using night vision goggles is like looking at the world though toilet paper tubes. My guess is it’s more toilet paper tubes to give some measure of peripheral vision and improve situational awareness.
1,636
posted on
01/31/2015 9:53:20 AM PST
by
null and void
(The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
To: null and void
They haven't given me the task of designing vision systems yet.
I can only do so much, you know.
1,637
posted on
01/31/2015 10:01:29 AM PST
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NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob
I cut Jake’s front claws. He’s mad at me now.
1,638
posted on
01/31/2015 10:03:45 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
Maybe you should trim your children’s fingernails as well.
Tax-chick, with her weapon-of-choice, a fingernail clipper, stands proudly separate from all opponents, while vast hordes of snarling feral beasts slink away in terror.
1,639
posted on
01/31/2015 10:20:26 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: Gefn
I’m guessing that they were named before lunch.
1,640
posted on
01/31/2015 10:44:59 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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