Hey great idea! To get elected all we've got to do is...

[Jim Robinson]

...be more like them. All we've got to do is implement universal health care, sign on to global warming, sign all the international treaties we can, give amnesty to the illegals, give up on abortion, give up to gay rights, go along with the tax hikes on the wealthy, go along with taking over industry after industry, control the greedy CEO compensation plans, shut down our defense systems, scrap our nuclear weapons programs, scrap our navy, shut down the car companies, develop rapid transit, shut down the coal industry, switch to green power, etc, etc, etc. Oh yeah, support the commies in Cuba, Venezuela and Honduras and the Mullahs in Iran... and wipe Israel off the planet.

Oops, we're going to be in a war with Russia soon. Only this time they'll be the defending capitalists.

[BIGLOOK]

Time is coming that the Military won't bother to pick up the phone,Jim.

Dilemmas are solvable.

[Steve Van Doorn]

Go Mitt!!!

my first attempt at trolling ha
Ok you can zot me now :-)

[shibumi]

"Oops, we're going to be in a war with Russia soon. Only this time they'll be the defending capitalists."

If you include the Chinese in that statement it won't be just ironic hyperbole.

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

Oops, we're going to be in a war with Russia soon. Only this time they'll be the defending capitalists.

Putin DID warn us about socialism - which is exactly what's going on now in the US.

Putin Warns US About Socialism

Putin warns US to eschew socialism

Vladimir Putin Warns U.S. Not to Fall into Socialism

[IIntense]

...you have to pooh pooh the "normal" family as so yesterday.

"So Yesterday" sounds so teenaged, doesn't it? You know what I mean. All of a sudden they have keyed in on the "truth of life" while their parents live in the Dark Ages.

Annoying? Yes, but not nearly so much as hearing the same kind of nonsense from those past their teens.

Due to brainwashing by liberal teachers, they are totally ignorant of the many values which has made their country the greatest on earth.

To some of you young people: Don't dare call your sensible parents "old-fashioned". They know much more than you do.

[ErnstStavroBlofeld]

We will try it again tomorrow!

[LeGrande]

Soup lines ought to do it. That’s where Obummer’s taking us.

I wonder how far we are from that? A starving population rarely revolts for some odd reason.

We need an emotional message to end the governments social programs. Something on the lines of a screen shot of a tanned, fat old golfer and a starving child. "The government is taking food out of this child's mouth to support his retirement."

[Big Horn]

The liberal plan coming soon.

[LADY J]

Never let a crisis go to waste!

There will never be a better one than there is NOW!

[uptoolate]

AMEN!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

WE'RE DOOMED!
Jim has drunk the Kool-Aid!

OK, everybody pony up a few extra
shekels, clams, greenbacks, etc. for the Freepathon
so we can get some urgent care for the man.




Time for some Comic Relief/Let's Ridicule The Left! Ping

Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners &
Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!
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this family-safe occasional ping list,
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[stephenjohnbanker]

“Soup lines ought to do it. That’s where Obummer’s taking us.”

This is why we need to save the whales. Chances are, we will need to eat them.

[JoeProBono]

[paulycy]

"STOP BEING CONSERVATIVES!!!"

[Dysart]

"Oh, I've been watching him and just knew he'd come around and do the Left thing"

XOXO Helen XOXO

Got that graphic from the punny farm didn't ya? Doing my part here SOA, but I do have an idea- if ya'll want to avoid more of my funnin and punnin you might want to cough up a little dough quick cause I'm working on new material here.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

(Cough, cough)

Like they said at the zoo’s bear exhibit after the international tragedy,

“THE CZECH’S IN THE MALE.”

[Dead Corpse]

Sarcasm is best wielded as a scalpel, not a chainsaw. ;-)

[Salamander]

I’d rather be shot in the face with rock salt, thanks.

[Salamander]

My whole frontal lobe was destroyed in an accident in 1981 and I’m *still* not buying it.

Hold off on the lobotomy.....:)

[Salamander]

I reckon our beloved Jim has adopted the “If I don’t keep laughing, I might start screaming” mindset.

[it’s always worked for me]...;]