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There Are A Lot of Brandons
Townhall.com ^ | October 11, 2021 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 10/11/2021 3:27:06 AM PDT by Kaslin

Let’s go, Brandon, and all you establishment jerks are Brandon.

The beauty of “Let’s Go, Brandon” is how it not only captures the utter contempt that America has for our alleged president, who is currently polling about as well as Michael Moore would be among Golden Corral managers, but how it captures what is either unbelievable cluelessness among the media, or unbelievable mendacity. Probably some of both.

NASCAR driver Brandon Brown, who had more successfully driven in circles than the other guys he was driving in circles with in whatever the Xfinity Series at Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama is, was being interviewed by NBC Sports reporter Kelli Stavast. Now, NBC is the Jerry Nadler’s trousers of media propaganda, perhaps the most full of it of all networks even in a universe that, for some reason, includes CNN. The crowd in the background begins a chant. It’s a chant that is sweeping the nation, heard at college football games, rallies, and wherever patriots are gathered.

It’s not “Let’s go, Brandon.” “Brandon” is actually “Biden,” and as for the other part – how to put this in on family website? – it’s more coming than going.

Everyone hates Joe Biden, and this spontaneous chant is a symptom of the disease infecting his poll numbers. Move over mere COVID – Biden’s numbers have leprosy with some scabies and chlamydia mixed in. And there’s no cure.

America just can’t stand the guy. Even people who don’t despise the guy are pretty turned off. Just look at his sparsely-attended and increasingly infrequent events. There is always like just 12 people there – a few aging pinkos, some illegal aliens fresh from hassling a Democrat heretic in the john, and a bunch of divorced wine women wearing pro-abortion shirts to protect their right to a procedure that will never be an issue for them. And they are all wearing masks outside. You could get a better turnout in a random high school parking lot offering discount drive-thru colonoscopies.

I hope I didn’t just give the Lincoln Project any ideas.

But we all understand that the human asterisk is not in charge. Probably not even of his wardrobe. Dr. Jill, who is a real doctor according to sources, probably has to make sure his socks match and argue him out of wearing his favorite cowboy jammies into the Oval Office.

For these reasons, it’s clear that contempt contained in the “Let’s go, Brandon” chant is not directed solely at our Commander-in-Crusty. People feel kind of sorry for him, having so manifestly deteriorated from being a massively malignant clown to begin with. They put aside the fact that he’s a narcissistic plagiarist, a gaffe-prone racist jerk and inveterate liar whose corruption is only outdone by his gropey perversity. He is and was a bad man, but now he’s obviously a mere husk of a man, albeit one filled with pinko nonsense pumped to him by his wranglers.

Which is why the cry de coeur that is “Let’s go, Brandon” is really dedicated to the whole garbage establishment that foisted this stumbling nitwit upon us in an effort to claw back the power we had given to Donald J. Trump and ensure that we peasants never again get a say in our own governance.

Biden is Brandon, but he’s not the only Brandon. If we had a dollar for every Brandon, we wouldn’t need to raise the debt limit.

Kamala Harris is Brandon. Her grating insincerity and transparent ambition, plus that mutant step-non-binary spawn that she’s convinced the fashion world to pretend is a model instead of a cautionary example, make America a worse place. The only good thing about her performance as veep is that the border czarina is doing nothing regarding the border, which probably keeps things from getting – if it’s possible – even worse.

Merrick Garland is Brandon. All hail Mitch McConnell for not letting America’s Stasi chief anywhere near the Supreme Court (though I hope he learned a lesson having helped confirm him as Witchfinder, I mean Attorney, General). His threat to parents challenging school boards is so on-brand for our elite that the shock it generated was a hilarious surprise – who did not see this coming? This creature is one of the zillions of establishment clowns babbling about the conservative threat to democracy, which turns our to be conservatives practicing democracy.

Ibram X. Kendi and his fellow race-hustling schmucks are Brandon. I’m all for making a buck, but these monsters are trying to destroy our country and idiot libs hand them bags of dough to do it. Leave it to morally illiterates progs, who have so much to feel guilty about from eugenics to hobo infestations in our cities, to choose to feel worst about how their great-great-grandpa came from Belgium.

Chuck Schumer and his painfully dumb political S&M partner AOC, oh, they are so Brandon.

Mark Milley is Brandon. How many of our troops died so he could enjoy his power, prestige, and position? At least 13 by my count. But surely more.

We are surrounded by Brandons.

The people hassling Dave Chappelle are Brandon.

The ingrates kneeling at football games are Brandon.

The tubby illegal aliens pestering people on the can are Brandon.

Brian Stelter is Brandon, and also a potato.

Let’s go, Brandons…every single one of you.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: brandons; establishment; government; joebiden; kurt; schlichter
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1 posted on 10/11/2021 3:27:06 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Video: Someone paged Lets Go Brandon at the Chicago airport https://rumble.com/vnjusb-someone-paged-lets-go-brandon-at-the-chicago-airport.html


2 posted on 10/11/2021 3:41:23 AM PDT by janetjanet998
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To: Kaslin

It does not take long to ascertain the author when it comes to KS.


3 posted on 10/11/2021 3:41:42 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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4 posted on 10/11/2021 3:45:16 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Kaslin

Kurt writes with a razor blade!

Perhaps women named Karen can finally relax. Now we have Brandon.

I am thinking that the goal of all this is to make us welcome Hillary in two years.


5 posted on 10/11/2021 3:49:38 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: MtnClimber

Brandons, and Corys and Karens...oh my!


6 posted on 10/11/2021 3:51:17 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: Kaslin
a bunch of divorced wine women wearing pro-abortion shirts to protect their right to a procedure that will never be an issue for them


7 posted on 10/11/2021 3:51:44 AM PDT by silent_jonny (Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin, Joe. The feet are at the door (Acts 5:9) 9-18-21)
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Biden is not just unpopular, he is loathed.

America just can’t stand him.

He doesn’t dare show himself in public.

His sparsely-attended and increasingly infrequent events can’t even Rent-a-Crowd.qq

Maybe 12 people show up.....a few aging pony soldiers, illegal aliens looking for freebies, the kill crowd looking to protect their “right” to abort......all of ‘em drJill’s psychiatric patients.


8 posted on 10/11/2021 3:53:29 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Kaslin
Just came across this timely one. On Twitter.


9 posted on 10/11/2021 4:01:36 AM PDT by McGruff
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10 posted on 10/11/2021 4:03:11 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: silent_jonny

When I was a kid, my brothers and sisters and I would hone our comedic timing by trying to make each other laugh while drinking something. Extra points if the liquid came out of the nose.


11 posted on 10/11/2021 4:10:36 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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"America can't stand him."

How can that be? Just yesterday here on FR I saw a MSM poll showing Biden's approval rating "soaring back" up to 50%. It looks as if all left wing hands on deck to rescue the Moron-in-Chief.

12 posted on 10/11/2021 4:19:31 AM PDT by Russ (I )
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Someone must’ve called every one of his 80 bazillion voters and told them to take that poll.


13 posted on 10/11/2021 4:41:15 AM PDT by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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To: Kaslin

They are actually playing radio ads now in Colorado, pleading for parents to be civil at sporting events. I wonder what they could be referring to. They are the ones that politicized sports (and everything else) not us. They need to stop whining


14 posted on 10/11/2021 4:54:07 AM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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Biden should fire Fauci live on TV and it might help. Fauci is universally hated.


15 posted on 10/11/2021 5:01:55 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: Fester Chugabrew

“You could get a better turnout in a random high school parking lot offering discount drive-thru colonoscopies.

I hope I didn’t just give the Lincoln Project any ideas.”

LOL!


16 posted on 10/11/2021 5:03:37 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Kaslin

Karens and Brandons are the new rulers we have.


17 posted on 10/11/2021 5:05:49 AM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: Liz

You must mean Dr. Jill’s students, not her psychiatric patients. Otherwise, perfect summation.


18 posted on 10/11/2021 5:07:36 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: Kaslin

Aide Bar, Info: Hi, voters of the great state of Virginia. Do you good folks that if you defeat Democrat, Low Life,
garbage Bin, Terry McAuliffe who is running for Governor against Republican, Glenn Youngkin....in one fell swoop you destroy both Democrat, Fake POTUS, Joe Biden and the entire Failed Democrat Party in the USA!!! It is as simple as that!!!

I do hope that good, loyal Freepers will now bombard this magnificent blog & web site with the same message by the thousands across the whole country!!! Virginian voters...”ALL”, get up and out and cast your votes for Virginia Governor on November 2nd, 2021 and before for only, a great, strong, honest, dedicated public servant, Republican, Glen Youngkin...period!!! Do it...right now!!! You will save this once great country and yourselves!!!


19 posted on 10/11/2021 5:15:28 AM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)
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To: dynachrome

They’ve replaced Biff and Muffy.


20 posted on 10/11/2021 5:20:53 AM PDT by Roccus (Prima di ogni altra cosa, siati armati!)
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