Arby’s responds to low-level vegetarian outrage with cheeky help line instead of caving

Hot Air ^ | July 13,2015 | MARY KATHARINE HAM

[Sequoyah101]

I like it. Polite but a great go to hell letter.

[rarestia]

Not gonna lie, the new bacon sandwiches look tasty, and the very same Arby’s from which I got so ill all those years ago still stands in the same place here locally. Just not sure I could get past the stigma though. It’s like that first time you ever get completely nailed on vodka. The smell of the stuff sends you into convulsions for months after.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Will skip Whataburger and go to Arby’s tomorrow. Love the Meats and the horsey sauce.

[Girlene]

Hilarious.

[lovesdogs]

Me too. Militant vegans are repugnant. They are the first to say you do you and I’ll do me. But also the first to get upset when a bit of meat is consumed.

[Brandonmark]

I went to Arby's once when I had this coupon:

[henkster]

It’s like that first time you ever get completely nailed on vodka. 

Or a bottle of Ten-High. Not like that ever happened to me.

[tet68]

Saw this commercial the other night.

Love it. In your face, Vegans!

[Rebelbase]

“1-855-MEAT-HLP”

I just called the # and it’s a fax line.

[kalee]

Way to tell them, Arby’s!

[Rodamala]

I got the BLT and asked that they not put any sauce on it... apparently they put 2 different sauces on it... as it still came with mayo. Those Kings Hawaiian rolls they use are sweet, too.

Still... it was a good sammich.

[Zeneta]

Arby’s message to Vegans;

“You are stupid, but we love you, just stop in when you’re done being stupid”

[usconservative]

It’s like that first time you ever get completely nailed on vodka. The smell of the stuff sends you into convulsions for months after.

LOL!!! Yeah, Jagermeister and root beer schnapps do that to me every time!

I've had two bad hangovers in my life. The first one was so bad, I said I'd never drink like that again. Four years later at my best friends bachelor party I got so drunk I don't remember anything about the bachelor party.

The next day I woke up on my friend's apartment floor and raced to the balcony to literally heave my guts out for at least an hour. My head and stomach hurt for days.

Wife had to come get me (she was NOT happy...) and drive me home. I don't know how many times she had to pull over to the side of the road so I didn't throw up in her new car.

I've not gotten drunk since. That was 25 years ago. One hell of a hangover. Probably had alcohol poisoning and probably lucky I lived. Never again. Just not worth it.

[usconservative]

Or a bottle of Ten-High. Not like that ever happened to me.

Don't tell me, let me guess: Boone's Farm. Am I right?

[Zeneta]

Jager’s the bomb !!!

Vodka and Gin are evil.

[Rodamala]

It’s like that first time you ever get completely nailed on gin. The smell of Isopropyl Alcohol sends you into convulsions for years after.

Fixed it.

[henkster]

No, Ten-High is the “bum wine” of Kentucky Bourbon. Never had Boone’s Farm, although I remember my older brother getting hammered on a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill when I was in high school.

[usconservative]

Yep, Boones Farm Strawberry Hill was the "bum's wine" when I was growing up in Iowa. Moved to Illinois my junior year in high school and saw it was the bums wine for Chicago too!

The girls all loved it. They did unspeakable things after consuming a bottle. ;-)

[usconservative]

Well, Gin's evil. I'll grant you that. Smells nasty too!

I don't think I've had more than a handful of drinks in my adult life that had vodka in them. I'm a beer & whiskey guy. The "finer" alcohol's and wines are completely wasted on me.

[henkster]

I met this guy as a 17 year old college freshman. We've been good friends since.