Obama volunteers canvas local man
Posted on 09/19/2008 9:42:07 AM PDT by dighton
Obama volunteers canvas local man
LAS VEGAS, NV -- Barack Obama stepped up his attacks on Republican rival John McCain today during a campaign stop in Nevada, telling supporters to “get in the faces” of wavering voters with his message of hope, change, and “brass fisties.”
“Righty right, me malenky droogs,” said Obama, nonchalantly spinning a steel baton while pacing the stage before a packed audience at a Las Vegas baseball stadium. “Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are all invited. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their faces, with bootsie-woots if thou it suits.”
Obama said his new gloves-off campaign strategy was prompted by what he described as a coordinated effort by McCain and talk radio to distract from his message of national unity.
“One thing I could never stand was to hear a filthy, dirty old partisan bushie, howling away his filthy songs and going blurpy blurp,” said Obama. “Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomkas!”
Very nice!!! I got a good chuckle out the pic.
Between the article about the ‘OMAMA CAMP’ and now this chanting in gibberish to a baseball team to go out and start convincing the undecided by ‘getting into their faces’, this guy is starting to concern me more than just a little.
LOL, “Can ye spare some cutter me brother?
LOL, “Can ye spare some cutter me brother?
Viddy some horrorshow slovos.
Yarblockos....
Think I’ll have some eggiwegs and loomticks of toast... see you later.
First I’m gonna have some Victory Gin and strangle a prole.
Whoops, wrong dystopic-future novel.
That was fantastic. Even Dr. Brodsky got involved!
LOL!
Absolutely brilliant! Thanks for the ping.
A bolshy bit of horrorshow sarky!
LOL!
Top ten best final scene contender!
LOL! I’m going to have to re-watch that movie. I haven’t seen it since its premier. :)
Real horrorshow thread, my little droogies!
BTTT!!!!!!!!
Bump for Friday night milkbar crawlers.
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