Cannibal Tribe Apologises For Eating Methodists

The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 8-16-2007 | Nick Squires

[SunkenCiv]

“It’s always rib night on Papua!”

[SunkenCiv]

Roast of the time, these cannibal topics bring out the wurst in all of us.

[wildbill]

I know it’s hard for me to stomach these stories.

[Slings and Arrows]

They tried eating some Taoists, but an hour later they were hungry again.

[Graymatter]

Some of us are just natural born archaeo-musicians. ;)

[madison10]

that could be an onion headline

Ditto...LOL

[ApplegateRanch]

Chief: You bloody idiots! I said, “the Misionaries are good cooks,” not, “the misionaries are good, cooked!”

[mcshot]

:-)

[ApplegateRanch]

I've spent some time with the decedents of cannibals in Borneo.

Sitting shiva, or just guarding the remains, until the authorities could arrive? LOL

[Manic_Episode]

Once the tribe had eaten a Baptist, a Catholic as well as a Methodist, and later they had an ecumenical movement.

[ApplegateRanch]

Did you hear about the tribe of cannibals that decided to raise their own meat, rather than hunt for it?

It turned out so well, that they they had a surplus of haunches to sell to surrounding tribes.

It didn’t really catch on though until they wrote all their favorite rump roast recipes down in “The Fanny Farmer’s Cook Book”, and included a free copy with every sale.

[Cuttnhorse]

It is a very well-written book...a lot of interesting info on the economics of the whaling industry in the early 1800’s and the incredible hardships the sailors indured for oftentimes large financial gain. You will enjoy it.

[expatguy]

LMFAO - well now you're up early in the morning I see.

That completely slipped by me... descendants

[alarm rider]

What about the apology for drinking all the Lutheran's’s coffee?

[ApplegateRanch]

well now you're up early in the morning I see.

On vacation...and two time zones east, making it earlier yet.

Unlike at home, I can't afford to waste time & money sleeping in, rather than 'enjoying myself'.

[Joe 6-pack]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning."

[WKB]

Baptist ping

[Daffynition]

[Slings and Arrows]

Ouch!

[Nucluside]

Don’t say that. I live in a dry county. Baptists are delicious. Pass the Word.