Did you hear about the tribe of cannibals that decided to raise their own meat, rather than hunt for it?
It turned out so well, that they they had a surplus of haunches to sell to surrounding tribes.
It didn’t really catch on though until they wrote all their favorite rump roast recipes down in “The Fanny Farmer’s Cook Book”, and included a free copy with every sale.
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning."