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An SCB Public Service Announcement (Still think alcohol doesn't affect your judgment?)
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| 08/19/2005
| Sacred Cow Burgers
Posted on 08/19/2005 9:25:21 PM PDT by Prime Choice
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: parody; psa; publicservice; sacredcowburgers; scb; tedkennedy
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One look at Ted Kennedy's voting record is proof of the ravages of drinking.
Related joke:
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About six beers.
To: 26lemoncharlie; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; AmericanCheeseFood; Aeronaut; Americanwolf; ...
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:25:47 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: Prime Choice
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:25:59 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(I'm having the best day ever.)
To: cyborg
Hiya cyborg! Been a while! :o)
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:28:22 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: Prime Choice
Hope the health is well on the road to vibrant recovery :-)
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:29:21 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(I'm having the best day ever.)
To: Prime Choice
LOL! Outstanding. You really nailed Kennedy on this one. :O)
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:30:35 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(veni vidi Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped!)
To: Prime Choice
Memo to Kennedys liver......Do your Duty!
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:31:47 PM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: ncountylee
Teddy keeps a tap for his liver at hand so he can squeeze out a pint on demand.
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:34:51 PM PDT
by
newzjunkey
(Cindy Sheehan: "All You Are Saying Is Give APPEASEMENT A Chance!")
To: Prime Choice
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:38:00 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Lord, we need a Logan miracle for Simcha7 and Cowboy. Please.)
To: Prime Choice
LOL! Your good Prime.... your Good. :D
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:42:17 PM PDT
by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: Prime Choice
Prime!
How are you doing? You've been in my prayers and I haven't seen much of you lately! Although I haven't been on FR too much lately!
Good to see you posting - and may God bless you!
Giznort
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posted on
08/19/2005 9:44:19 PM PDT
by
giznort
To: Prime Choice
An SCB Public Service Announcement (Still think alcohol doesn't affect your judgment?)
Yes, posting that picture proves that you have had one to many beers tonight.
To: Prime Choice
You are a very twisted and demented person....
Thats why I like your work so much!
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posted on
08/19/2005 10:01:02 PM PDT
by
scott says
(NFL PING LIST-FReepmail ME to get on or off)
To: Prime Choice
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posted on
08/19/2005 10:11:04 PM PDT
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
To: Paul C. Jesup
Yes, posting that picture proves that you have had one to many beers tonight. Um...I don't think so. Alcohol intake does not jibe with cancer-induced diabetes.
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posted on
08/19/2005 10:17:09 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: Prime Choice
Um...I don't think so. Alcohol intake does not jibe with cancer-induced diabetes.
What type of cancer?
To: Paul C. Jesup
What type of cancer? Pancreatic cancer. Malignant.
I had two internal organs completely removed, along with 2/3rds of my pancreas last year. Right now it appears that the cancer may have already returned.
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posted on
08/19/2005 10:36:39 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: Prime Choice
I had two internal organs completely removed, along with 2/3rds of my pancreas last year. Right now it appears that the cancer may have already returned.
I have a family friend to die of pancreatic cancer. Tough guy though, they gave him 6 months to live, he made it 18 months.
Also, there are treatments and medicines for pancreatic cancer that are done in Europe that the FDA refuse to approve in the U.S.
You might want to look into them, they might extend your life by a few years.
Finally, in medical researchs there is a type of hormone the human heart naturally produces that kills pancreatic cancer cells, like 75% of all pancreatic cancer cells within the first three weeks. This might save your life.
To: Prime Choice
Nothing wrong with MY judgement. Wouldn't touch that with YOUR ten-foot pole.
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posted on
08/19/2005 11:03:57 PM PDT
by
No Longer Free State
(Cultural insensitivity does not constitute torture.)
To: scott says
You are a very twisted and demented person.... Ah, flattery. ;o)
Thats why I like your work so much!
Thanks much! :o)
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posted on
08/19/2005 11:20:25 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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