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Why Zotting is Better than Just About Anything

Posted on 04/13/2005 3:11:30 PM PDT by Cliff Claven

Edited on 04/13/2005 3:43:39 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

I drove out to Zottsville yesterday and spent the night there so as to be ready for Zotting court this morning—nothing major at all, just a Zot infraction.

Zottsville is a kind of heaven. Not the boring sort of cotton-wadded hell that they told you about in Sunday school, but a vibrant, living place with good Zotting lights and Zot style.

It is the only city I know, having been a troll most of my life, with the possible exception of Zot City, that has a personality.

Zotstown has a Zot personality; and lots of troll plastic surgery.

But Zotsville is alive.

I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting. No sane troll would prefer to live in Zotting Town than Zotsville.


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To: Cliff Claven
It is the only city I know, with the possible exception of Boston, that has a personality

You should get out more - Las Vegas has a lot of personality, for example. Atlanta has personality. Charlotte NC has personality. Many cities and towns have personality. That being said, I have visited Boston many times and find its provincialism to be a huge turn off. That is to say, it has a personality, but just a bad one. :-)

61 posted on 04/13/2005 3:23:16 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: Cliff Claven; MeekOneGOP; Old Sarge

It's getting kind of smokey in here...


62 posted on 04/13/2005 3:23:27 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Molon Labe! FMCDH!)
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To: Darkwolf

Always manages to get his shirt off.


63 posted on 04/13/2005 3:23:40 PM PDT by RobRoy (Child support and maintenence (alimony) are what we used to call indentured slavery)
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To: Cliff Claven

There is San Francisco. Therefore, liberalism is better than
conservatism.

There is homosexuality. Therefore, liberalism is better than
conservatism.

There is heaven in San Francisco, not Sunday school. Therefore, liberalism is better than conservatism.

Gotta stop drinking the gasoline and milk, Cliffie. You're starting to sound like a liberal.



64 posted on 04/13/2005 3:23:49 PM PDT by righttackle44
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To: Cliff Claven
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65 posted on 04/13/2005 3:23:52 PM PDT by andyandval
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To: Cliff Claven

GTH


66 posted on 04/13/2005 3:24:24 PM PDT by Texas_Jarhead (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1366853/)
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To: Cliff Claven
No sane person would prefer to live in Salt Lake City than San Francisco.

Then I must be insane. San Francisco smells of p!ss and has roving gangs of drunk, stoned, muderous, insane homeless bums. SLC has none of that. I'd choose SLC over SF any day.

67 posted on 04/13/2005 3:24:49 PM PDT by TheMightyQuinn
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To: Cliff Claven

If I had to protect my butt, I'd rather be surrounded by people of Salt Lake City, than San Francisco. Cliff Claven - what kind of a name is that?


68 posted on 04/13/2005 3:24:56 PM PDT by marvlus
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To: KJC1

is a Claven closely related to the Clymer?


69 posted on 04/13/2005 3:25:05 PM PDT by Republicus2001 (C)
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To: Cliff Claven
So much stupidity, so little time......oh well.

BRING ON THE VIKING KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

70 posted on 04/13/2005 3:25:10 PM PDT by mommybain (Proudly leaving the official work force, since 2004!)
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To: Cliff Claven

You do know your title has absolutely nothing to do with the body of your vanity?


71 posted on 04/13/2005 3:25:12 PM PDT by k2blader (Immorality bites.)
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To: Darkwolf
WHERE ARE THE VIKING KITTIES????

Go kitties! Go kitties! Hey, nothing's falling, where the *bleep are the kitties? What the *bleep are you guys doing up there?

/DNC adaptation :^)

72 posted on 04/13/2005 3:25:13 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: HitmanNY
Atlanta has personality. Charlotte NC has personality. I suppose miles and miles of strip malls constitutes personality
73 posted on 04/13/2005 3:25:28 PM PDT by Cliff Claven
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To: Cliff Claven

you have not been to all that many places, have you?


74 posted on 04/13/2005 3:25:30 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: HitmanNY
"That being said, I have visited Boston many times and find its provincialism to be a huge turn off. That is to say, it has a personality, but just a bad one. :-)"

I've lived in and around Boston most of my life and...I agree!

75 posted on 04/13/2005 3:25:35 PM PDT by Darkwolf (Yankee Agnostic Free-Speech Advocate)
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To: HitmanNY

Heh. Like Philly. We've got personality to spare -- all bad :) The granola people in SF make me want to throw up. What wusses!


76 posted on 04/13/2005 3:26:08 PM PDT by Windcatcher (Never compromise with a Socialist. Always go for the throat. Socialism is evil.)
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To: Admin Moderator

this is a tough call... was I in before the Zot?


77 posted on 04/13/2005 3:26:42 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: King Prout
Conservative Cities.....Jacksonville, Charolette, CHARLESTON, SC

Possiblt the nicest city ive ever been to (Charleston)

78 posted on 04/13/2005 3:26:49 PM PDT by el_doctor2 (Pope John Paul the Great...Dziekuje)
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To: Cliff Claven

San Fran is ghey and so are you.


79 posted on 04/13/2005 3:27:00 PM PDT by Brett66 (W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
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To: Cliff Claven
Liberalism rocks! Smoke another one, Dummy!


80 posted on 04/13/2005 3:27:14 PM PDT by andyandval
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