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Why Zotting is Better than Just About Anything

Posted on 04/13/2005 3:11:30 PM PDT by Cliff Claven

Edited on 04/13/2005 3:43:39 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

I drove out to Zottsville yesterday and spent the night there so as to be ready for Zotting court this morning—nothing major at all, just a Zot infraction.

Zottsville is a kind of heaven. Not the boring sort of cotton-wadded hell that they told you about in Sunday school, but a vibrant, living place with good Zotting lights and Zot style.

It is the only city I know, having been a troll most of my life, with the possible exception of Zot City, that has a personality.

Zotstown has a Zot personality; and lots of troll plastic surgery.

But Zotsville is alive.

I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting. No sane troll would prefer to live in Zotting Town than Zotsville.


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1 posted on 04/13/2005 3:11:30 PM PDT by Cliff Claven
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To: Cliff Claven

ZOT!!!


2 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:09 PM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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To: Cliff Claven

Oh cliffy cliffy cliffy, you been sniffin the glue again ain't ya boy?


3 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:17 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: Cliff Claven

wow man.......that's deep?


4 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:31 PM PDT by PresidentFelon (Reuters Reporter Adam Entous beats his mother)
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To: Cliff Claven

wtf?


5 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:34 PM PDT by kanecorp
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To: Cliff Claven

*yawn* What is this?


6 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:39 PM PDT by Brian328i
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To: Cliff Claven
You just registered to tell us that???

Bye!

7 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:47 PM PDT by Coyoteman
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To: Cliff Claven
"Los Angeles has no personality; just plastic surgery. But San Francisco is alive. I consider it proof, by the way, that liberalism is better than conservatism."

Yeah, that Los Angeles sure is a conservative city.

8 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:51 PM PDT by Darkwolf (Yankee Agnostic Free-Speech Advocate)
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To: Cliff Claven
Cliff Claven
Since Apr 13, 2005

Allow me to be the first ....
9 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:54 PM PDT by oh8eleven
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To: Cliff Claven

Buh-bye!!!!


10 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:55 PM PDT by BullDog108 ("Conservatives believe in God. Liberals think they are God." ---Ann Coulter)
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To: Cliff Claven

Good Bye!


11 posted on 04/13/2005 3:13:57 PM PDT by SIDENET (Yankee Air Pirate)
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To: RockinRight

Nimrod


12 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:07 PM PDT by traderrob6
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To: RockinRight
Aw come on, can't we play with it awhile?

"Let's hit it with a rock!"

13 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:24 PM PDT by Darkwolf (Yankee Agnostic Free-Speech Advocate)
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To: Cliff Claven

San Francisco is the classic "Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there." After a trip to SF, most folks are more than happy to return to their hometowns. Which means, using your own argument, that liberalism is a vacation from reality.


14 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:26 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (History remembers only what was, not what might have been.)
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To: PresidentFelon

Probably picked up a pseudosexual prostitute while he was there.


15 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:34 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: Cliff Claven

Enjoy your brief stay, newbie.


16 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:34 PM PDT by GenXFreedomFighter (We smirked our way back for a second term!)
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To: Cliff Claven

Wow such compelling evidence you bring! NOT


17 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:38 PM PDT by DM1
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To: traderrob6

sorry rockin....meant for claven


18 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:40 PM PDT by traderrob6
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To: Cliff Claven

ZOT!

ZOT Video:

Deliciously satisfying: See the actual video of this troll getting his/her ZOT, with sound:

(Click image below to view)


19 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:43 PM PDT by TChris (Just once, we need an elected official to stand up to a clearly incorrect ruling by a court. - Ann C)
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To: Cliff Claven

z-z-z- ZOT!


20 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:59 PM PDT by Right Wing It (www.conservativetruths.blogspot.com)
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