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Nation's Husbands Now Praying Hobby Lobby Does Something Stupid
BabylonBee.com ^ | 5-24-2023 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 05/25/2023 10:04:32 AM PDT by servo1969

OLATHE, KS — In the wake of the Target controversy resulting in widespread calls for boycotts among suburban housewife shoppers, husbands across the United States have begun praying faith-based home decor retail chain Hobby Lobby will make a bad public relations decision to cause a similar firestorm.

"There's got to be something they can do," said Brandon Quezada, whose wife, Rachel, spent $728 on Hobby Lobby craft supplies this morning. "We all lucked out with Target continuing to be completely horrible, so the boycott there has been a real financial blessing. What would really help now is if Hobby Lobby was the next domino to fall. Think of how much money we'd save!"

Though the husbands contacted for this story admit Hobby Lobby is a nice company that does a good job of maintaining a positive, Christian public image, they also agree that a potential boycott of the store by their wives could be a massive benefit. "I had to make an extra sale last month to cover my wife's Hobby Lobby spending," said real estate agent Aaron Olla. "If Hobby Lobby were to do something bad enough to get boycotted? Man, that would provide some serious relief."

The men's wives, on the other hand, expressed commitment to Hobby Lobby. "If we can't shop at Target, we've got to go somewhere," said Madison Olla. "It would take something really awful for us to boycott Hobby Lobby."

At publishing time, a group of husbands was rumored to be visiting Hobby Lobby locations with hidden cameras, asking if the store wanted to put up a display for Pride Month.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylon; babylonbee; hobby; lobby; satire

1 posted on 05/25/2023 10:04:32 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Bee on a roll.


2 posted on 05/25/2023 10:05:53 AM PDT by nwrep
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To: nwrep

They’ve been on a roll for a couple years now. LOL here.


3 posted on 05/25/2023 10:07:38 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: servo1969

Where can I join this prayer chain?

I might be able to retire.


4 posted on 05/25/2023 10:11:00 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (“We should not assume civilization is robust”)
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To: servo1969

Wall to wall made in China, OVERPRICED, tasteless junk.


5 posted on 05/25/2023 10:13:08 AM PDT by bimboeruption (Trump = The best President since Washington. )
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To: servo1969; Diana in Wisconsin

Ping! I thought of all the crafters out there. Our husbands are all praying that Hobby Lobby mess up in the same fashion as Bud Light and Target.


6 posted on 05/25/2023 10:13:26 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. T)
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To: servo1969
Now we know how Hobby Lobby founder, David Green, got his name. LOL

I heard him speak about a month ago. He's definitely one of the good guys our country could use more of.

7 posted on 05/25/2023 10:18:04 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right
Now we know how Hobby Lobby founder, David Green, got his name.

Do you know who I am? I'm David Green! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders! 🙃

8 posted on 05/25/2023 10:20:22 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: chajin
Do you know who I am? I'm David Green! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!

True that. By today's standards David Green is old enough to run for president. LOL

For the record, a benefit of being in the high school drum corps is the fact that the cheerleaders had to every now and then hang out with the drummers to practice dancing to the cadences.

9 posted on 05/25/2023 10:25:16 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: chajin
Do you know who I am? I'm David Green! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!

True that. By today's standards David Green is old enough to run for president. LOL

For the record, a benefit of being in the high school drum corps is the fact that the cheerleaders had to every now and then hang out with the drummers to practice dancing to the cadences.

10 posted on 05/25/2023 10:25:16 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right

Indeed.


11 posted on 05/25/2023 10:26:01 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: servo1969

The *original* Hobby Lobby was a (pre-internet) mail-order supplier of radio control models and the assorted components, kits, parts and supplies. Definitely not the sort of place that most ladies would be interested in visiting.


12 posted on 05/25/2023 11:39:49 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: servo1969

As far as I know Hobby Lobby doesn’t exist in Canada.


13 posted on 05/25/2023 11:49:57 AM PDT by xp38
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To: FamiliarFace

14 posted on 05/25/2023 1:39:56 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Lol, that’s how it is for me and pretty much any craft store, like JoAnn’s, Michael’s, and such. I just go for ideas when I have the urge.


15 posted on 05/25/2023 1:51:09 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. T)
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To: FamiliarFace

Luckily, I live rural enough that I’m not often tempted, but I don’t mind ordering yarn on-line. ;)


16 posted on 05/25/2023 1:54:00 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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