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In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset
Babylon Bee ^ | 5-21-23 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/22/2023 10:52:29 AM PDT by dynachrome

The entirely flammable, destructible set includes dozens of pagan minifigs plus a bonus Lot and his wife, who is, of course, a pillar of salt. Children can press a button on the set and the whole thing explodes in flames, and they can even participate in the carnage using the included brimstone launcher.

"Hooray! The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against the unrighteousness of men!" shouted one child in a new commercial for the set as he chucked some Lego brimstone at his village full of screaming minifigs. "Flee, fornicators, for the Lord's anger is kindled against you! If you do not repent, He will whet His sword in vengeance! HAHAHA!"

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; homosexualagenda; lego; satire; sodomgomorrah; thebee
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The Bee stings again!
1 posted on 05/22/2023 10:52:29 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

LOL!~!!! GOTTA LOVE THE BEE!


2 posted on 05/22/2023 10:53:56 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.e)
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To: dynachrome

I was prepared to believe it until I got to the word “Sodom” ...

Love the Bee.


3 posted on 05/22/2023 10:54:09 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: dynachrome

4 posted on 05/22/2023 10:54:13 AM PDT by Perseverando (Antifa, BLM, LGBTQs, RINOs, Islamonazis, Marxists, Commucrats: It's a Godlessness disorder!)
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To: dynachrome

LMAO!!

“…entirely flammable…” and…”There is fantastic representation in this set, as it includes plenty of Middle Easterners, some angels of the Lord, LOTS of LGBTQ people, and one person of salt.”

“You won’t find a more inclusive set anywhere!”

Brilliant! 😂🤣


5 posted on 05/22/2023 10:57:04 AM PDT by Allegra (Free Kiryandil! )
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To: dynachrome
I just gotta get me one to add to my collection.

This was my last acquisition:


6 posted on 05/22/2023 10:58:13 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: Perseverando

GiBLeTs world wide are running for
Cover with their Hair on Fire 🔥


7 posted on 05/22/2023 10:58:20 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (The Truman Show)
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To: dynachrome

That was the best.


8 posted on 05/22/2023 10:58:43 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The democrat party is the most subversive and harmful institution on the planet. Tied with media.)
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To: dynachrome

This is even better than Lego build Trump’s Wall.


9 posted on 05/22/2023 10:59:22 AM PDT by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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To: dynachrome

I always thought August should be Pride Month (just before fall).


10 posted on 05/22/2023 11:00:18 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: dynachrome

Pride means , Gay


11 posted on 05/22/2023 11:12:20 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Well played!


12 posted on 05/22/2023 11:12:54 AM PDT by null and void (Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus, Wookies Are From Kashyyyk)
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To: butlerweave

Pride month ... Named after the wrong deadly sin.

It’s actually Lust Month. Perverted Lust, no less.


13 posted on 05/22/2023 11:14:55 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Brilliant!


14 posted on 05/22/2023 11:21:49 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (The Truman Show)
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To: NorthMountain

I have collected the entire set, including genitals and related paraphernalia. Get it for YOUR children while supplies last!


15 posted on 05/22/2023 11:22:30 AM PDT by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her lbegs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Good one!


16 posted on 05/22/2023 11:24:06 AM PDT by Allegra (Free Kiryandil! )
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To: alstewartfan
Gay Bob from 1977.
17 posted on 05/22/2023 11:30:04 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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GOT IT!! lol


18 posted on 05/22/2023 11:35:27 AM PDT by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her lbegs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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To: dynachrome

There should be an advisory warning for people with high blood pressure to avoid the pillar of salt {there’s quite a Lot).


19 posted on 05/22/2023 11:58:12 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: dynachrome

Lots of explosions and salt. Put the legos together and they explode automatically.


20 posted on 05/22/2023 12:16:13 PM PDT by George J. Jetso
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