Dalai Lama Inundated With Requests From Public Libraries To Lead Story Hours

BabylonBee.com ^ | 4-10-2023 | Babylon Bee Staff

[servo1969]

U.S. — In the days after disturbing footage surfaced of the Dalai Lama engaging in grossly inappropriate conduct with a child, the Buddhist leader has been inundated with requests from public libraries across the U.S., Canada, and Europe to read to kids in special "Dalai Lama Story Hours."

"As soon as we saw the clip, we knew we needed to have this guy reading stories to vulnerable kids at one of our library locations," said Jason Kucsma, the Director of the Toledo Public Library. "Our passion is to get as many innocent kids in a room with creepy grown single men in dresses as possible. You know, for diversity. What other point is there in having a library?"

Representatives for the widely venerated monk confirmed he is sorting through all the requests and hopes to answer all of them as soon as possible. "The Dalai Lama is honored by your requests to spend some quality alone time with thousands of children in your country," read a statement released on social media. "Thank you!"

At publishing time, Pope Francis had reported feeling disappointed he didn't get any invites.

[servo1969]

[BipolarBob]

and to offer to suck on the tongues of the little kids.

[stevio]

The Babylon Bee, suppling the Leftists with new ideas for years.

[Bob434]

LOL- another home run by the Bee

[Sacajaweau]

Laughing....out loud...

[NorthMountain]

I knew it.

[AFret.]

“So I got that going for me”..

[NWFree]

They found out he’s a pedophile and can’t wait to feed him kids

[Magnum44]

[fwdude]

HaHa!~!

They have no filter, and I love it.

[Sirius Lee]

The Babylon Bee, suppling the Leftists with new ideas for years.

Yeah, but this was more tongue in cheek.

[jarwulf]

I heard some leftists who used to worship him got steamed because they found out he was against gay marriage or something.

[bigdaddy45]

Who is the genius that runs this outfit?

[stevio]

😝

[Joe 6-pack]

[bigbob]

Well since they can’t get Biden - a good second choice

[EliRoom8]

rofl!

[mykroar]

Bee Gold™

[SunkenCiv]

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[golux]

I met the Dalai Lama once and found him to be very cool.

He IS a very playful person.

That said,

I suspect this report is tongue-in-cheek.