Posted on 04/02/2023 6:03:25 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for president in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year and $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Abortion clinics now available in every high school in the United States .
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR, even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Achieved Sexual Harmony. They had simultaneous headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
I Love This Country! It's The Government That Scares Me!
That was pretty good. A bit depressing, but also funny.
I think the correct word here is “tragicomic”.
Yeah.
I know how you feel!
I fear that at the rate we are going, these may well become true.
Related; Transman and Transwomyn finally achieve harmonious timing; their periods coincide to the minute. Hoping to become regular thing.
“Cuban cigars can now be imported legally”
Lol.
To make that realistic you would need to have the US copyright owners suing the Cuban copyright owners and vice versa over the names of dozens of cigars.
That litigation would probably take decades to resolve.
Sometimes the law gets so complicated that illegal transactions are just easier for everybody.
America has become the world’s black market..where you can buy anything if the price it right.
Mexifornia, Floruba, the People’s Republic of Hawaii and al-Alamanya, formerly Germany, are the newest members of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization.
In Shasta County, in northern Mexifornia, American guerrillas seeking to establish the State of Jefferson ambush a column of Chinese soldiers.
And in 2059 the President will be Liz Warren the Third.
Not even funny.
Today this is humor, in 2059 it will be fact.
Going backwards a similar amount of years to 1987, no one could possibly believe child mutilation would be going on in this country or people born a given sex claiming to be the opposite sex and having high government positions, as well as the laundry list of the other things going on.
Yes, laugh today at that email. If the democrats retain power, it will become a reality. Thank God I will be dead by then.
FReepathons last 365 days.
Well, only a week longer than normal...
“I fear that at the rate we are going, these may well become true.”
The only reason why I’m glad I’m not young any longer. I won’t be around to see the results to the events I’m witnessing now.
We finally achieve a flat tax system as hyperinflation puts everyone in the top bracket.
Thank God I've gone on to my reward!
I’m coming back in my next life to destroy what the liberals have built. Please join me.
Yes, but our children and grandchildren will be hit pretty hard. It’s pretty sad.
Too close to reality.
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