I Love This Country! It's The Government That Scares Me!
That was pretty good. A bit depressing, but also funny.
I think the correct word here is “tragicomic”.
I know how you feel!
I fear that at the rate we are going, these may well become true.
Related; Transman and Transwomyn finally achieve harmonious timing; their periods coincide to the minute. Hoping to become regular thing.
“Cuban cigars can now be imported legally”
Lol.
To make that realistic you would need to have the US copyright owners suing the Cuban copyright owners and vice versa over the names of dozens of cigars.
That litigation would probably take decades to resolve.
Sometimes the law gets so complicated that illegal transactions are just easier for everybody.
America has become the world’s black market..where you can buy anything if the price it right.
Mexifornia, Floruba, the People’s Republic of Hawaii and al-Alamanya, formerly Germany, are the newest members of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization.
In Shasta County, in northern Mexifornia, American guerrillas seeking to establish the State of Jefferson ambush a column of Chinese soldiers.
And in 2059 the President will be Liz Warren the Third.
Not even funny.
Today this is humor, in 2059 it will be fact.
Going backwards a similar amount of years to 1987, no one could possibly believe child mutilation would be going on in this country or people born a given sex claiming to be the opposite sex and having high government positions, as well as the laundry list of the other things going on.
Yes, laugh today at that email. If the democrats retain power, it will become a reality. Thank God I will be dead by then.
FReepathons last 365 days.
We finally achieve a flat tax system as hyperinflation puts everyone in the top bracket.
Thank God I've gone on to my reward!
Too close to reality.
After he will visit The Republic of Tibet, Saudi Arabia (to meet with the first women Saudi State leader) and Iran, to celebrate a 20 year friendship, started in 2026 when his dad gave support (but not money) to Iran's freedom fighters.
After, he flies into New York to meet with the Republican governors of Maine, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont and Pennsylvania (No Massachusetts has a Socialist governor) before returning to Florida (In 2029, Ron DeSantis moved the capital to where Disneyland was.) to meet with The Senate Majority Leader (75Rs) and House Majority Leader (350 R).
At least I can write fiction🤓