Posted on 09/13/2022 12:27:30 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — In an effort to escape the wrath of a weaponized federal government, supporters of former president Donald Trump are placing Biden signs in their yards with the hope that it will cause the FBI to pass over their houses.
"Of all the different catastrophes plaguing the country these days, we expect these FBI raids to be the worst," said Josh Wears as he hammered the post bearing the Biden sign into his front yard. "If we make it look like we're devoted Biden followers, maybe the regime will have mercy on us and we'll be spared."
Fears have grown among conservatives as they have watched the Biden administration unleash a series of devastating plagues on the United States, including crushing inflation, oppressive gas prices, high unemployment, and rising taxes. It only stands to reason, some say, that new waves of FBI raids are imminent.
"We've heard about the great exodus of conservatives leaving places like California, so we need to be ready for anything," Josh's wife Monique Wears said as she hurriedly prepared some unleavened bread. "Placing the Biden sign in the yard is just one of the ways we can be prepared for the coming storm. Plus, Biden's goons are probably dumb enough to be fooled by a yard sign anyway."
At publishing time, the Wears family was holding out hope that this ruse would do the trick. "I'm not sure what else we can do to avoid detection," Josh said as he surveyed the yard sign. "Painting the blood of a MAGA republican on our doorposts might be the next step."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
With a little sheep blood on them.
“unleavened bread.”
About the only thing affordable.
LOL
Saw the other day:
“Will all Biden voters put their yard signs back out so the illegal immigrants know where to come for free food”
No one would dare do that around here. Blood pressures exceed IQs on a regular basis.
What will the Babylon Bee publish when all of their satire has become real?
3 yard signs to add to the Biden sign..
I support Ukraine
BLM
In Fauci I Trust
That’s like having the blood of Zelensky, George Floyd and Fauci as the ultimate get out of being raided by the FIB or audited by the IRS cards..
Honestly, after a year and half of Brandon's rule, leftists' judicial and criminal overreach, and the passivity of nearly all Americans, I am finding BB less funny these days.
“sheep blood”
Karen blood.
I have a MAGA sign w 2 foot letters .. how about You ?
The garland of death will pass over the house, and the firstborn son will not be taken in by the FBI
Our formerly free nation is now occupied by hostile foreign interests, and treason is a daily occurrence, on the part of those who swore an oath to protect and defend it from all enemies foreign and domestic. Sad.
😂
Less satire than a preview of coming attractions...
That’s actually a good idea.
No it’s not. Stay strong to your convictions.
I suppose Let’s Go Brandon signs wouldn’t work. I think they’re on to those.
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