Posted on 02/09/2022 6:39:42 PM PST by metmom
The Babylon Bee hits it out of the park with this 2 minute video.
Sorry it’s you tube but this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Classic Bee.
“Siri, kill Alexa!”
Very clever
You work for the Bee?
I just enjoy them.
My fav.
Trudeau : The truckers are racist. They hate me because I’m black.
The end was great, but I don’t want to do a spoiler for anyone.
“Alexa, play Bruno Mars”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3mmF-JGk_o
When I saw the title, I said “Maybe this is from the Babylon Bee, maybe it isn’t.”
The Bee hits it out of the park, again!
The drone strike .... classic
I read today Neil Young now wants people to take their money out of banks because banks finance oil. I think all those years of smoking pot has finally caught up with the moron.
I wonder if Neil Young knows what the primary ingredient in vinyl records is? Hint: It’s petroleum products.
So funny. I sent it to my son-in-law across town. He loves Joe Rogan.
LOL! My Alexa actually asked what “Joe Rogan Experience” I wanted to play when I started this video!
Great. I fell for this one too. The Bee’s inspired...
Like
Mitt Romney, right before the 2012 convention:
“Siri, find me a running mate.”
“Certainly. A dog would make an excellent running mate. It is good for them to get the exercise while you are running. Maybe a boxer or a lab would make a good companion.”
“No, Siri. I meant a vice president. I need to nominate a vice president for my ticket.”
“Then why didn’t you say so, dimwit? The most qualified to be vice president would be Richard Cheney or Sarah Palin.”
“No, Siri. You don’t understand. I’m not looking for past nominees. I’m looking for someone new and vibrant. Perhaps someone more conservative than I am. Someone who appeals to demographic groups that I don’t, such as Christians and women...”
“Then the most qualified would be Sarah Palin.”
“Turn off, Siri.”
😂😂🤣🤣
I keep getting texts from a moldy (green) bank aspiration pushing their debt card. Keeping oil companies and drilling companies from getting $$$$$.
I sent a text back to them saying screw you and stop causing $8.00 @ gallon gas prices.
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