Since Jan 10, 2002
SlowO ("[Slow]Joe would be a superb president" July 2014)
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.
Warm globally, cool locally!
Big Government on your back:
- no phosphates in your dish soap, so your dishes don't get clean.
- no phosphates in your laundry soap, so your clothes don't get clean.
- biodiesel in your diesel and kerosene, so your diesel equipment has trouble running, and your portable kerosene heaters clog the wicks faster.
- no coal plants, so the price of electricity goes up.
- no coal plants, so your concrete doesn't have concrete-strengthening fly ash.
- allowing Big Cheese to drive up the price of your cheese.
- emissions computers in chainsaws, so you can't use your chainsaw in the woods.
- emissions controls on wood stoves, so you can't heat your house with wood.
- ethanol in your gasoline, so that it eats the seals in your small engines.
- ethanol in your gasoline, so that you can't keep it for very long.
- biodiesel in your diesel, so that you can't keep it for very long.
- ethanol in your gasoline, so that the farmers use the winter heating propane supply to dry wet & immature corn, so that YOU pay for the scarce left-over propane.
- In 2005, the federal government (EPA) completed its phase out of a chemical known as methyl bromide, used to control pests in peach trees and other plants.
- The FDA has decided to regulate fecal transplants as "an experimental drug".