Aieeeeeeee!
Posted on 05/18/2020 8:56:52 AM PDT by xp38
U.S.—Several Democrat-controlled states have released new Greta Thunberg surveillance drones into the wild to lecture people who go outside.
The drones include a camera to catch people going outside and a screen playing a Greta Thunberg lecture. They fly along beaches and hover over parks, shouting and chasing off people who try to have a little fun or live without fear.
"How dare you! You are robbing me of my dreams and my childhood!" one drone shouted at a couple hanging out on a California beach, though they were hundreds of feet away from anyone else. "You have stolen everything from me! EVERYTHING!"
Some models of the drones are also equipped with tasers that shock people and chase them back into their homes while Greta warns about global warming, coronavirus fears, and the need to submit to the coming one-world government. "I am an expert! Fear me! Listen to me about everything!"
The number of drones being shot out of the sky has gone way up in most of these states, except in California where you can't buy a gun.
Aieeeeeeee!
Reminds me of Golem out of Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings...
What, no lasers?
Honestly, I find it hard to ridicule her. Those who are propping up/exploiting her are fair game, however.
The Babylon Bee knocks another one out of the ballpark.
We had some Greta wanna bees on our local streets, screaming at us for not wearing masks on the open/sunny/windy streets.
They were not received very well. We haven’t seen them on the streets since our Unwelcome Committees told them to “Go to hell and leave us alone!”
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As an old trap and skeet, 100 shooter, I would have just one word if these flew over: ‘Pull’!
Everybody stay inside. You might accidentally raise your vitamin D levels and end up not getting sick.
Can’t have that.
Great target practice.
We have a living one who posts here.
Pffft. I would rather have Murder Hornets, I assume the annoying noise level would be much the same!
Target practice
This is one of the funniest Babylon Bee articles yet. I have no problem ridiculing brain-washed Hitler Youth such as Greta. Her parents act like cult leaders with Greta propped up as the figure head.
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