Posted on 01/08/2020 11:47:40 PM PST by Impala64ssa
ATLANTA, GA—According to a report, as part of the settlement with Nick Sandmann, CNN hosts will be required to wear MAGA hats throughout every broadcast.
"Let the punishment fit the crime," counsel for Sandmann said as Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo, Anderson Cooper, and Wolf Blitzer all solemnly donned Make America Great Again caps.
Hosts were seen with downcast expressions as they commented on the day's events, MAGA hats in place.
Sandmann says the hosts will be forced to wear the hats until they've learned their lesson, which could take a while. "Just be careful you don't make an expression some could construe as 'smug.' Wouldn't want you to get punched or your lives to get ruined, or anything like that."
CNN hosts must also finish every broadcast by saying, "Good night, and I am a big, fat dummy, while Trump is the best president we've ever had."
Brian Stelter requested an exemption and was allowed to wear a clown nose instead, as usual.
LOL that headline is good... Oh how sweet that would be!!
almost got me until I saw it was Babylon Bee
The headline alone was hilarious.
Never reading the article, as the headline preempts them...
Bee Bump!!
I would have thought an apology and a retraction of their earlier reporting portraying him as the agitator would have been in order.
They’d just wear the caps backward.
ROFL. THAT would be funny!
All joking aside I believe ‘stocks’ in the town square for various crimes would be appropriate. With a free basket Of overripe fruits and vegetables available for any who wants to chuck them at the perp.
Babylon Bee is funny...
“CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts”
It would boost their ratings...at least for a while. Hell, I’d watch CNN if this was true.
CNN will fact check this.
Oh, if only that were true! I don’t think it would’ve been out of line for Lin Wood to have made that a part of the settlement. So funny!!
“CNN will fact check this.”
LOL! You’re probably right. They actually fact-checked the image of PDJT putting a medal on Conan The Dog.
For some reason they don’t understand the humour. Maybe because it’s more truthful than they are. :)
CNN has lost all credibility as
a news organization.
Apparently accuracy, credibility and
the truth are not what their remaining
viewers are interested in seeing.
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“CNN will fact check this.”
Snopes probably already did.
Heck, I’m still waiting for the crazy cat lady who runs Snopes to debunk the “hands up don’t shoot” narrative. Even Politifact of all places had the intellectual honesty to give that their highest pants on fire rating.
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