Bloomberg Campaign Unveils Tagline and Logo [hoax parody[

Mediaite ^ | Nov 9th, 2019

[Helicondelta]

Michael Bloomberg’s official 2020 website unveiled the new campaign’s logo Friday night, but the near universal ridicule it received online was almost perfectly described by Bloomberg’s own tagline: “Owning It Together!”

[grey_whiskers]

What is Sessions doing in that logo?

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[grey_whiskers]

Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory

A Very Special Announcement

by T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII

via Iowahawk

[grey_whiskers]

I remember that!!

[lee martell]

No. That is not a good logo at all. Certainly not for a presidential campaign. Too much twisting, twining and grappling going on. Like a big splotch of mold. If Bloomberg actually does throw his hat in, I predict this logo will be replaced or greatly simplified.

[lee martell]

Maw & Paw Kettle, together again!

[MinuteGal]

I took a peek-a-boo at that logo...first I peeked, and then I booed.

It's really scary!

Leni

[Maris Crane]

It looks very CARTOONISH.

And perfectly acceptable for the cartoon figure whose logo it is.

[Karliner]

Owning it together? Good Lord, some creative people will be calling it”Blow Berg, owning the Titanic together.” Bomberg...Vote for Bl00mer2020 more zero’s than Obama

[married21]

OK, Bloomer.

[Eleutheria5]

Call up Guinness. That is the worst logo and slogan ever designed. I can’t wait to see him in a debate with the rest of the Smurfs.

But what can we suggest as a replacement?

Bloomberg 2020: Supersize it.

Bloomberg 2020: Billionaires all look alike.

Bloomberg 2020: Keep Americans Safe From Themselves Some More

[Eleutheria5]

The language of Pol Pot?

[RegulatorCountry]

I’m trained in graphic arts and while I understand what they tried to do with the typography, they didn’t really look for unintended meaning.

All I see is a big, red “NONONONO.”

Very bad subliminal semiotics. Bloomberg nonononono.

[Vaden]

Apparently almost no one read past the first line. So here’s a HINT:

((((**IT’S NOT BLOOMBERG’S LOGO. IT’S A FAKE**))))

[blondiegoodbadugly]

lol....I can’t describe it better than you did.

I was just.....WTF is that!

[blondiegoodbadugly]

LMAO

[blondiegoodbadugly]

LMAO

You did it again!!!!!

That’s hilarious. You know I have to steal it. :)

LOL to hard to finish my post.

[blondiegoodbadugly]

I rarely click on links. I don’t want to crash my pc.

thanks for the info

It was still hilarious

[Eleutheria5]

Bloomberg’s Platform:

Don’t disband ICE, just disarm them.
Disarm the Secret Service, and have them patrol the perimeter of the WH, smacking cigarettes out of people’s mouths.
Disarm the Marines and forbid them to smoke.
Outlaw supersized shakes.
Put all children in foster care. Their parents don’t know
squat.
Eject flyover country from the Union. They keep voting against what the real Americans on the coasts want.
Get rid of the Electoral College.
Tax the rich, but not wealth tax. See. I am so a moderate.

[Dave W]

He is probably the most electable candidate on the democrat side. While he has lost his mind on the 2nd amendment, he is tough on crime and has no patience with politically correct solutions.

Trump will win, but I think if he is the nominee, it will be the closest with Bloomberg.

[Hardastarboard]

I have a great campaign slogan for Bloomie. How about - “He’s not the Nazi you think he is? Vote for him and find out.”