Posted on 11/10/2018 5:36:14 AM PST by sodpoodle
Confucius Say.
It's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say.
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say.
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy
Confucius Say.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confucius Say.
Viagra is like Disneyland ...a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say.
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.............. ---------------------------------------------------------
Which is why Confucius went on to say: Better for drunken Freeper to put away keyboard until morning (no emails, no posts, comments). Most important that drunken Freeper not email or talk to family members.
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