Posted on 12/18/2017 3:20:29 PM PST by EveningStar
Mom makes the best pies.
No thanks, I’ll have the ham.
Poor England. Poor the United States. Mental/weird folks seem to be the norm anymore.
How would this not be considered cannibalistic?
“I’ll eat Mom for Christmas,
You can count on me.
I’ll eat Mom for Christmas,
On turkey breast and beans.”
The ashes are not her. She is not with you. You are eating a dead human. You are not normal. Get help.
And then where do Mom’s ashes show up the next day? Not very respectful, I’d say, but then what do I know?
I guess that’s one way to have mother over for XMas dinner.
Well...Mom always had good taste...bizzare....a day or so later momma gets flushed into a sewer ....the grieving girl needs psychiatric help....or someone who can do grief counseling.
That’s not weird. Nop. Not weird at all.
Pagan barbarism? Yup.
They are a lot better than the few Welsh teeth that I have left!
Cremated remains (or cremains, the funeral industry no longer uses the therm “ashes”) are small chips of bone some nearly as large as a small fingernail. Some crematories will further grind up the cremains so they are appox 1/8” size pieces of bone.
The Hollywood movies you see with someone dumping cremains off a cliff and they blow back all over the people, are false and are done for comedy.
It would not be pleasant attempting to eat food with cremains sprinkled on them. It might be tough on your teeth.
Honey, really, get a cremation diamond made from the ashes. You can keep it with you and the kids may actually keep it if they inherit it.
The part of that line that bothers me the most, the “USUALLY after they died”.
Who ate part of the living when it wasn’t an enemy?
Put momma through a flour sifter....the woman needs counseling or psychiatric care....she could be delusional (duh...really?)
Sad nonetheless
She will send her mama’s ashes on their last journey through the sewer system. What a lovely thought.
I grok.
“I guess that’s one way to have mother over for XMas dinner.”
If she’s married, the husband might be in the doghouse if he quips “You know, Christmas with your mother wasn’t so bad this year.”
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