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“I’ll Eat Mom For Christmas”: Grieving Daughter Plans To Season Turkey With Dead Mother’s Ashes
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| December 18, 2017
| Catherine Townsend
Posted on 12/18/2017 3:20:29 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
Instead of chestnuts roasting on an open fire, it'll be Mom?
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:22:10 PM PST
by
BlessedBeGod
(To restore all things in Christ~~Appeasing evil is cowardice~~Francis is temporary. Hell is forever.)
To: EveningStar
From the photo, it appears she’s eaten a few mothers already.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:22:36 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: EveningStar
M: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting eating my mother?
(pause)
U: Yeah. Not raw, cooked!
M: What?
U:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...
M: Well, I do feel a bit peckish.
U: Great!
M: Can we have some parsnips?
U: (calling) Fred - get some parsnips.
M: I really don't think I should.
U: Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:24:57 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: EveningStar
I believe that this would fall under the “Abuse of Corpse” laws.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:26:06 PM PST
by
Falcon4.0
To: EveningStar
OK, I guess my Will needs an additional paragraph.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:27:21 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: EveningStar
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:28:11 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: EveningStar
Outside of a table, looks like she'd eat anything with legs.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:28:14 PM PST
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:30:36 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: BlessedBeGod
Funny thing is, the DHS out there fully supports this.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:31:00 PM PST
by
Celerity
To: EveningStar
To: EveningStar
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:34:23 PM PST
by
x
To: EveningStar
Just when you think things cannot possibly be any wackier, this happens.
To: dfwgator
Well, Keef Richards did smoke his dad’s ashes...
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:37:38 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
("It's Slappin' Time !")
To: dragnet2
The tat on her jowls just screams class.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:38:38 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
("It's Slappin' Time !")
To: fieldmarshaldj
The tat probably says, “Feed me”.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:39:41 PM PST
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: fieldmarshaldj
“I recently read an interview in Rolling Stone, where he advocated that people should not do drugs, KEITH RICHARDS said that we should not do drugs. Keith, we cant do anymore drugs, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY ....IN DID THEM ALL! Theres none left, we have to wait until you die so we can smoke youre ashes, alright!”
-Dennis Leary
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:40:39 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Patriot Babe
“That reminds me of an episode in Married with Children”
___________________________________________________________
Neighbor: “Hey Al, my wife’s making me roast beef for dinner, what are you having?”
Al: “If I was the mailman I’d be having your wife.”
OK, not the same.
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:40:54 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: EveningStar
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posted on
12/18/2017 3:42:02 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: dragnet2
I’ll bet $$$ that not even Dr Phil would touch this one.
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