[BlessedBeGod]

Instead of chestnuts roasting on an open fire, it'll be Mom?

[PGR88]

From the photo, it appears she’s eaten a few mothers already.

[dfwgator]

M: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting eating my mother?
(pause)
U: Yeah. Not raw, cooked!
M: What?
U:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...
M: Well, I do feel a bit peckish.
U: Great!
M: Can we have some parsnips?
U: (calling) Fred - get some parsnips.
M: I really don't think I should.
U: Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

[Falcon4.0]

I believe that this would fall under the “Abuse of Corpse” laws.

[Huskrrrr]

OK, I guess my Will needs an additional paragraph.

[EEGator]

[dragnet2]

Outside of a table, looks like she'd eat anything with legs.

[DannyTN]

Due Date - Coffee Scene

[Patriot Babe]

That reminds me of an episode in Married with Children

Bundy Family Picnic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inubkn_TmUs

[x]

Endocannibalism is a practice of eating the flesh of a human being from the same community (tribe, social group or society), usually after they have died.

_______

Maybe Doreen and her mom were Yanomamos ... Yanomami?

[pinkandgreenmom]

Just when you think things cannot possibly be any wackier, this happens.

[higgmeister]

We Grok in fullness.

[fungoking]

No thanks, I’ll have the ham.

[beaversmom]

Poor England. Poor the United States. Mental/weird folks seem to be the norm anymore.

[onedoug]

How would this not be considered cannibalistic?

[mrsmith]

“I’ll eat Mom for Christmas,
You can count on me.
I’ll eat Mom for Christmas,
On turkey breast and beans.”

[I want the USA back]

The ashes are not her. She is not with you. You are eating a dead human. You are not normal. Get help.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

And then where do Mom’s ashes show up the next day? Not very respectful, I’d say, but then what do I know?

[McGruff]

I guess that’s one way to have mother over for XMas dinner.

[Getready]

Well...Mom always had good taste...bizzare....a day or so later momma gets flushed into a sewer ....the grieving girl needs psychiatric help....or someone who can do grief counseling.