Posted on 12/18/2017 3:20:29 PM PST by EveningStar
FOLKESTONE, KENT, UK — A grieving woman plans to pay tribute to her late mother — by seasoning her Christmas meal with her ashes, and then eating them.
Debra Parsons, 41, will sprinkle the cremains of her mother, Doreen Brown, on the turkey and dessert. “We will have a place laid for her and a picture of her on the table so she can be with us on the very special day,” Parsons says.
The mother-of-two from Kent was left distraught when her mother died in May. She told The Mirror that consuming the ashes is “the only thing that will get me through my first Christmas without mum.” She said, “My mum and I had a really strong bond and one which could never be broken, even by death.”
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From the photo, it appears she’s eaten a few mothers already.
I believe that this would fall under the “Abuse of Corpse” laws.
OK, I guess my Will needs an additional paragraph.
Outside of a table, looks like she'd eat anything with legs.
Funny thing is, the DHS out there fully supports this.
That reminds me of an episode in Married with Children
Bundy Family Picnic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inubkn_TmUs
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Maybe Doreen and her mom were Yanomamos ... Yanomami?
Just when you think things cannot possibly be any wackier, this happens.
Well, Keef Richards did smoke his dad’s ashes...
The tat on her jowls just screams class.
The tat probably says, “Feed me”.
“I recently read an interview in Rolling Stone, where he advocated that people should not do drugs, KEITH RICHARDS said that we should not do drugs. Keith, we can’t do anymore drugs, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY ....IN’ DID THEM ALL! There’s none left, we have to wait until you die so we can smoke you’re ashes, alright!”
-Dennis Leary
“That reminds me of an episode in Married with Children”
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Neighbor: “Hey Al, my wife’s making me roast beef for dinner, what are you having?”
Al: “If I was the mailman I’d be having your wife.”
OK, not the same.
We Grok in fullness.
I’ll bet $$$ that not even Dr Phil would touch this one.
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