Pick up the closest book...[belated Friday silliness]

I Can Has Cheezburger? ^ | ? | Unknown

[Slings and Arrows]

"He complained mostly about the catheter."

[Slings and Arrows]

"The boat swung back to its original course" was about equidistant.

[Abathar]

“The day before she had been so excited about the blaze that she had not noticed the wagons and teams in the yard”

Divided Allegiance - Elizabeth Moon

Huh?

[Slings and Arrows]

Your love life draws an audience.

[xp38]

Figures 10-2 10-3 and 10-4 show setups for swing trades and day trades using stocks in an uptrend.

[Slings and Arrows]

Soooooo....how about this weather we’re having?

[tanstaafl44]

“But no, that would be an utterly fantastical America.”

undocumented mark steyn

[Gaffer]

“Barrel Skirt: The thin rim of metal protruding partially into the receiver breech at the end of the barrel.”

[Excellence]

They just teach what is in the curriculum, and, of course, that curriculum is designed by hardcore [sic] leftists.

Waking the Sleeping Giant, by Timothy C. Daughtry, PhD et. al.

Fifty shades of beige?

[Slings and Arrows]

<harvey_korman>Kinnnnnnky...</harvey_korman>

[Nateman]

...that was what she wanted.

Next

Michael Crichton

[Gaffer]

Mine was from U.S. Carbines, Wartime Production. By Craig Riesch, 7th edition expanded. North Cape Publications, Inc.

[Slings and Arrows]

Of course it was. ;^)

[Gefn]

I’m partial to the opening line of Tristian Shanty, the opening line of Dsvid Copperfield.

And the last line of Ulysses. Yes, I said,yes I will yes.

Of course, who can forget it was a dark and stormy night?

[moose07]

“We grabbed a Coke in a small cafe and I gazed across the lines of dirty buses.”

Right to the Edge , Charley Boorman.

That could mean so many things......

[Pollster1]

“This page intentionally left blank.”

[left that other site]

“She was not capable at that instant of noticing an unknown gentleman who was watching her and following at her heels.”

First complete sentence on page 206 of “Crime and Punishment” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

“Stalking” LOL!

[ZinGirl]

"We are at rest five miles behind the front"

~All Quiet on the Western Front

ha!

[ZinGirl]

Oops. On my little phone. ...didnt see the "page 206" bit! That was the first line of the book.

Trying again: "I'm not so sure about that"

(i like the first one better. :P)

[Slings and Arrows]

> Of course, who can forget it was a dark and stormy night?

Not Snoopy.