Global Warming Snow Hits Northeast

2-9-13 | Retired Texas Vet

[RetiredTexasVet]

Friday evening the largest Global Warming snow ever hit the Northeast. The storm had been predicted by Al Gore and other patients for years.

Scientists had first thought the snow was the ordinary H2O type of snow that has fallen for years. However, closer investigation indicated that the snow was not regular snow but solidified carbon dioxide, (aka dry ice).

Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen speculated that the carbon dioxide had built up quickly because the coal fired electric generator plants had been working at full capacity because of the recent Artic cold spell. What triggered the consolidation and solidification of the carbon dioxide remain a mystery, however the Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen have requested a grant of 150 million dollars from the Dept. of Agriculture to study the problem.

In a related note, Czar Bloomberg and the FDA have issued a warning against eating the Global Warming snow (aka dry ice) as it could prove to be fatal especially if consumed in a large cup (larger than 12 oz.) with sugary toppings. The FDA has also issued a warning against eating "yellow snow", regular or Global Warming.

[GeronL]

The warmer it gets the more snow will fall, if it keeps warming pretty soon Havana will be a ski resort

[cripplecreek]

Don't look now but there's more warming on the way.

[tractorman]

God has the greatest sense of humor.

[AUTiger83]

“Global warming” is so 90s. It's “climate change” now . . . a catch-all for all disastrous weather . . .

[cripplecreek]

Apparently a CNN reporterette seriously questioned whether global warming attracts asteroids.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/02/09/Out-of-the-Mouths-of-Reporters?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

[Fast Moving Angel]

God has the greatest sense of humor.

And FReepers aren't too far behind!

[RetiredTexasVet]

Actually, I’m beginning to believe the newest weather term fad is “superstorm”.

[cripplecreek]

I named a cirrus cloud DIABLO!!!!! this afternoon.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Blizzard of 1888.

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/01/14/arts/recalling-the-blizzard-of-1888.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blizzard_of_1888

[wxgesr]

“a cirrus cloud”

cirrocumulus or cirrostratus?

[bigbob]

so, if they call this Climate Changeageddon they’ll have it all covered!

[Artcore]

ROFLMAO!! :-D

[TigersEye]

The earth has a fever. It’s burning up. We’re all going to fry like eggs in a pan!

[cripplecreek]

Cirrostratus, it was a high one fixin to swoop down and devastate points east with slightly diffuse sunlight.

[jonrick46]

Global Warming snow. For all those of the Global Warming flock:

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! . . . Is this a joke?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Warm globally, cool locally!

[353FMG]

Some environ-mentalists will swear that the snow was actually warm.

[jimsin]

JEES I was feelin' fair to middlin tonight until i'm hearin all aobut this folderol out in the Northeast. i feeeel the scales of the devil have fallen from my eyes ... I say we must all become acolytes of the ecolibs before it's too late we must ... 1. Jump on the KYOTO bronco 2. Ride him straight into the depths of hell 4 And beat the crap out of the devil...! PRAISE LET US JOIN ONE ANOTHER AS WE SURGE FORWARD IN HOLY SANCTIMONY ARM AND ARM TO SMITE HIDEOUS DEMON OIL...IN THE NAME OF THE GAIA THE STRIESAND AN THE HOLY GORE.... CAN I HEAR AN AMEN BROTHER FREEPERS'....CAN I HEAR AN AMEN !!

[Jack Hydrazine]

Add that to the list of things that are caused by AGW.