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Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?

Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016

Lets take a look at the last 40 or so months,and also consider what has occurred since Tuesday.We are "Leaderless". So if there was ever a time to put that "Alien Dilemma" in play,this would be the ideal time.So put yourself in this ordeal.A small alien space-craft has landed on your front lawn.Three aliens come to your front door.You open the door,and the "Tallest Alien" says,"Take Me To Your Leader". Then what do you do or tell them?Would you go back on the ship,or give them directions to our leaders home? There are probably at least a hundred great answers for this scenario.


TOPICS: Humor; Reference; Science; UFO's
KEYWORDS: aliens; clintonlegacy; onesexyalien; takemetoyourleader
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

And where does David Axlerod live?


61 posted on 09/16/2012 7:15:56 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would hit them in the head with a rock and see what happens...


62 posted on 09/16/2012 7:17:52 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
They've already been here. They were pushing some brochures for the Hussein race. Should I have detained them?


63 posted on 09/16/2012 7:20:03 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d say “Well i’ll be damn son, this is your lucky day, I’M the leader, so come come on in. You kids have whiskey on Mars? Taste this”.

Then i’d tell them how our society is under attack from these SOBs in a place called DC, and does he have some sorta ray gun?

That’d be one fun night.


64 posted on 09/16/2012 7:20:40 PM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
So far, the aliens at my door have been Scientologists!


65 posted on 09/16/2012 7:22:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Honey! There’s someone at the door for you.


66 posted on 09/16/2012 7:23:23 PM PDT by numberonepal (First they came for Sarah, then they came for Herman.....)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Give them a bottle of BBQ sauce and a map.


67 posted on 09/16/2012 7:23:25 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

too funny, send them to Rahms office in Chicago, he opens the door, wearing only his underwear,meanwhile the aliens can see “Soft Midget Porn” playing on Rahms PC.


68 posted on 09/16/2012 7:23:35 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

It’s easy,Kneel down on the grass,hold hands and say the Our Father.


69 posted on 09/16/2012 7:26:42 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Make small talk until the cat’s done with her nap.


70 posted on 09/16/2012 7:26:49 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would take them to Valerie Jarrett, but I think she is an alien already.


71 posted on 09/16/2012 7:26:55 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Strictly speaking, I guess we take them to Valerie Jarret. Maybe they fry her @ss for being so damned stupid.


72 posted on 09/16/2012 7:29:22 PM PDT by MCH
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d say, “OK, but first I get to drive your spaceship.” Then,when we got to around Jupiter, I’d yell, “Chinese fire drill!”, and when they all jumped out, I’d drive off with their spaceship. Then, that stinkin’ Fred and his Corvette would be eating my dust for a change. Turbo charge this, Fred! Man...what if it had lasers? Old Fred’s Corvette would be a puddle of plastic.


73 posted on 09/16/2012 7:31:56 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

First I would ask; “Are you here to serve man?”
If it/he/she says yes, then I would tell it/him/her to help themselves at 1600 Pennsylvanian Ave. Washington DC.


74 posted on 09/16/2012 7:32:18 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Who we elect is not as important as who they bring in with them.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016; Slings and Arrows

Introduce them to my cats?


75 posted on 09/16/2012 7:33:31 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
...howz 'bout the laundry room?


76 posted on 09/16/2012 7:35:47 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Vendome
Throwing rocks is probably okay; just don't try shaking hands...


77 posted on 09/16/2012 8:04:51 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: ApplegateRanch

LOL


78 posted on 09/16/2012 8:07:39 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Greg Gutfeld? or his ferret “Captain Sparkels”?


79 posted on 09/16/2012 8:07:45 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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What you say is “forget that, get me out of this hell hole - let’s go back to wherever you came from.”


80 posted on 09/16/2012 8:12:47 PM PDT by PAR
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