Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
actually, i would get on the ship with them,send them to “President Bidens” house, and when we get there, just sit back and watch the show {as Bin Biden goes off with his illegal alien jokes/gaffes}
i would tell them to get lost as I put a G-29 in their face, fnckin’ aliens.......
shit, maybe just G-27, what with ammo prices and all...
“Tallest Alien” says,”Take Me To Your Leader”. Then what do you do or tell them?
That’s easy. I’d get them in my truck, assuming they’d fit, and take them to my Church.
In the Church, I’d tell them “kneel at the altar and speak directly.”
I’d take them to the best representatives of humanity. Stephen Hawking, James Watson if still alive, or Bjørn Lomborg. (I wish Norman Borlaug was alive.)
Or I’d take them to a person who I think speaks for the civilized majority of the most advanced nation on Earth (probably still us). Dave Ramsey, Michael Savage, Bill Bennett or Thomas Sowell.
Explain the sorry state of affairs here with over half the population brainwashed by corrupt media and educators then send the aliens up to Canada to see one of the last bastions of sanity - Stephen Harper.
Savage or Bennet? Seriously?
Stephen Harper is a good, modern example.
And where does David Axlerod live?
I would hit them in the head with a rock and see what happens...
I’d say “Well i’ll be damn son, this is your lucky day, I’M the leader, so come come on in. You kids have whiskey on Mars? Taste this”.
Then i’d tell them how our society is under attack from these SOBs in a place called DC, and does he have some sorta ray gun?
That’d be one fun night.
Honey! There’s someone at the door for you.
Give them a bottle of BBQ sauce and a map.
too funny, send them to Rahms office in Chicago, he opens the door, wearing only his underwear,meanwhile the aliens can see “Soft Midget Porn” playing on Rahms PC.
It’s easy,Kneel down on the grass,hold hands and say the Our Father.
Make small talk until the cat’s done with her nap.
I would take them to Valerie Jarrett, but I think she is an alien already.
Strictly speaking, I guess we take them to Valerie Jarret. Maybe they fry her @ss for being so damned stupid.
I’d say, “OK, but first I get to drive your spaceship.” Then,when we got to around Jupiter, I’d yell, “Chinese fire drill!”, and when they all jumped out, I’d drive off with their spaceship. Then, that stinkin’ Fred and his Corvette would be eating my dust for a change. Turbo charge this, Fred! Man...what if it had lasers? Old Fred’s Corvette would be a puddle of plastic.
First I would ask; “Are you here to serve man?”
If it/he/she says yes, then I would tell it/him/her to help themselves at 1600 Pennsylvanian Ave. Washington DC.
Introduce them to my cats?
LOL
Greg Gutfeld? or his ferret “Captain Sparkels”?
What you say is “forget that, get me out of this hell hole - let’s go back to wherever you came from.”
You can pick him up at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, in Washington D.C.
And in the future, PLEASE guard your prisoners more carefully. This one has made a colossal mess down here.
LOL Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, you guys must be from “The Village In Kenya”, so are you missing an idiot?
Bad news for the aliens...
I have a doorbell that plays Slim Whitman and EVERYONE in the house has a pulse rifle.
What if? We’ve got 20 million+ of them: illegal aliens. They don’t speak English and I’m thinking one of them is in the White House already.
My leader is Jesus Christ. I no longer place any trust in the ways of man. I will reluctantly vote for Mitt Romney, a flip-flopping heretical, blasphemous Mormon because I support the GOP platform while the alternative, Barack Obama is so anti-Christ in his thinking and actions, no genuine Christian could ever pull the lever for an open pro-abortion/infanticide, pro-sodomy “marriage,” bent on the destruction of the economic engine of capitalism. I do not love money but believe that socialist government is a metaphor for godless idolatry of the works of man instead of giving the honor our Creator rightly deserves. To take from others what lawfully they have earned and worked for is theft, especially when it is used for godless and unlawful purposes (e.g. abortion, contraceptives, condoms, etc.)
“So when did he become a leader. He is lost right now trying to find what side of the issue he wants to be on.”
Still beats the current pretender-and boy, is he a pretender!
Actually that photo looks like it was snapped in the first millisecond of an exposion.
I would break out a US Map and direct them to Simi Valley, CA. THAT is where my LEADER is buried.
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