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Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?

Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016

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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

actually, i would get on the ship with them,send them to “President Bidens” house, and when we get there, just sit back and watch the show {as Bin Biden goes off with his illegal alien jokes/gaffes}


51 posted on 09/16/2012 7:00:46 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

i would tell them to get lost as I put a G-29 in their face, fnckin’ aliens.......

shit, maybe just G-27, what with ammo prices and all...


52 posted on 09/16/2012 7:00:54 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain: Beef: its whats for dinner...........)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

“Tallest Alien” says,”Take Me To Your Leader”. Then what do you do or tell them?

That’s easy. I’d get them in my truck, assuming they’d fit, and take them to my Church.

In the Church, I’d tell them “kneel at the altar and speak directly.”


53 posted on 09/16/2012 7:01:03 PM PDT by ReconViper 1
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Send them back to Mehico.
54 posted on 09/16/2012 7:01:43 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d take them to the best representatives of humanity. Stephen Hawking, James Watson if still alive, or Bjørn Lomborg. (I wish Norman Borlaug was alive.)
Or I’d take them to a person who I think speaks for the civilized majority of the most advanced nation on Earth (probably still us). Dave Ramsey, Michael Savage, Bill Bennett or Thomas Sowell.


55 posted on 09/16/2012 7:02:10 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
How do I know you're not Photoshopped, dear alien.
56 posted on 09/16/2012 7:03:06 PM PDT by Christie at the beach (I like Newt.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Explain the sorry state of affairs here with over half the population brainwashed by corrupt media and educators then send the aliens up to Canada to see one of the last bastions of sanity - Stephen Harper.


57 posted on 09/16/2012 7:10:20 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
After I stop laughing and have changed into fresh underwater, I ask the obvious question,........”Who? That asswipe?” And then head back to the bedroom for more underwear.
58 posted on 09/16/2012 7:10:33 PM PDT by cashless (Unlike Obama and his supporters, I'd rather be a TEA BAGGER than a TEA BAGGEE.)
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To: tbw2

Savage or Bennet? Seriously?


59 posted on 09/16/2012 7:10:46 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain: Beef: its whats for dinner...........)
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To: Teflonic

Stephen Harper is a good, modern example.


60 posted on 09/16/2012 7:11:12 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

And where does David Axlerod live?


61 posted on 09/16/2012 7:15:56 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would hit them in the head with a rock and see what happens...


62 posted on 09/16/2012 7:17:52 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
They've already been here. They were pushing some brochures for the Hussein race. Should I have detained them?


63 posted on 09/16/2012 7:20:03 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d say “Well i’ll be damn son, this is your lucky day, I’M the leader, so come come on in. You kids have whiskey on Mars? Taste this”.

Then i’d tell them how our society is under attack from these SOBs in a place called DC, and does he have some sorta ray gun?

That’d be one fun night.


64 posted on 09/16/2012 7:20:40 PM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
So far, the aliens at my door have been Scientologists!


65 posted on 09/16/2012 7:22:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Honey! There’s someone at the door for you.


66 posted on 09/16/2012 7:23:23 PM PDT by numberonepal (First they came for Sarah, then they came for Herman.....)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Give them a bottle of BBQ sauce and a map.


67 posted on 09/16/2012 7:23:25 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

too funny, send them to Rahms office in Chicago, he opens the door, wearing only his underwear,meanwhile the aliens can see “Soft Midget Porn” playing on Rahms PC.


68 posted on 09/16/2012 7:23:35 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

It’s easy,Kneel down on the grass,hold hands and say the Our Father.


69 posted on 09/16/2012 7:26:42 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Make small talk until the cat’s done with her nap.


70 posted on 09/16/2012 7:26:49 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would take them to Valerie Jarrett, but I think she is an alien already.


71 posted on 09/16/2012 7:26:55 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Strictly speaking, I guess we take them to Valerie Jarret. Maybe they fry her @ss for being so damned stupid.


72 posted on 09/16/2012 7:29:22 PM PDT by MCH
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d say, “OK, but first I get to drive your spaceship.” Then,when we got to around Jupiter, I’d yell, “Chinese fire drill!”, and when they all jumped out, I’d drive off with their spaceship. Then, that stinkin’ Fred and his Corvette would be eating my dust for a change. Turbo charge this, Fred! Man...what if it had lasers? Old Fred’s Corvette would be a puddle of plastic.


73 posted on 09/16/2012 7:31:56 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

First I would ask; “Are you here to serve man?”
If it/he/she says yes, then I would tell it/him/her to help themselves at 1600 Pennsylvanian Ave. Washington DC.


74 posted on 09/16/2012 7:32:18 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Who we elect is not as important as who they bring in with them.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016; Slings and Arrows

Introduce them to my cats?


75 posted on 09/16/2012 7:33:31 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
...howz 'bout the laundry room?


76 posted on 09/16/2012 7:35:47 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Vendome
Throwing rocks is probably okay; just don't try shaking hands...


77 posted on 09/16/2012 8:04:51 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: ApplegateRanch

LOL


78 posted on 09/16/2012 8:07:39 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Greg Gutfeld? or his ferret “Captain Sparkels”?


79 posted on 09/16/2012 8:07:45 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: All

What you say is “forget that, get me out of this hell hole - let’s go back to wherever you came from.”


80 posted on 09/16/2012 8:12:47 PM PDT by PAR
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
He got away from you, did he? Well, that explains the birth certificate fiasco.

You can pick him up at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, in Washington D.C.

And in the future, PLEASE guard your prisoners more carefully. This one has made a colossal mess down here.

81 posted on 09/16/2012 8:13:28 PM PDT by TChad
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To: TChad

LOL Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!


82 posted on 09/16/2012 8:14:01 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

oh, you guys must be from “The Village In Kenya”, so are you missing an idiot?


83 posted on 09/16/2012 8:18:25 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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84 posted on 09/16/2012 8:33:06 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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Bad news for the aliens...

I have a doorbell that plays Slim Whitman and EVERYONE in the house has a pulse rifle.


85 posted on 09/16/2012 9:53:59 PM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

What if? We’ve got 20 million+ of them: illegal aliens. They don’t speak English and I’m thinking one of them is in the White House already.

My leader is Jesus Christ. I no longer place any trust in the ways of man. I will reluctantly vote for Mitt Romney, a flip-flopping heretical, blasphemous Mormon because I support the GOP platform while the alternative, Barack Obama is so anti-Christ in his thinking and actions, no genuine Christian could ever pull the lever for an open pro-abortion/infanticide, pro-sodomy “marriage,” bent on the destruction of the economic engine of capitalism. I do not love money but believe that socialist government is a metaphor for godless idolatry of the works of man instead of giving the honor our Creator rightly deserves. To take from others what lawfully they have earned and worked for is theft, especially when it is used for godless and unlawful purposes (e.g. abortion, contraceptives, condoms, etc.)


86 posted on 09/16/2012 9:57:53 PM PDT by datakcy (Hope & Change is ONLY found in the Savior & NOT through empty political slogans!)
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To: Orange1998

“So when did he become a leader. He is lost right now trying to find what side of the issue he wants to be on.”

Still beats the current pretender-and boy, is he a pretender!


87 posted on 09/16/2012 11:25:40 PM PDT by tanuki (Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Daffynition
I'd take them to see this guy so I could see his head explode.


88 posted on 09/17/2012 1:19:32 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Actually that photo looks like it was snapped in the first millisecond of an exposion.


89 posted on 09/17/2012 1:31:33 AM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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explosion
90 posted on 09/17/2012 1:32:51 AM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would break out a US Map and direct them to Simi Valley, CA. THAT is where my LEADER is buried.


91 posted on 09/17/2012 6:35:29 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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