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Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?

Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016

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1 posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:17 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Here is what I would do. I would give them directions to James Carville’s house. Hey, why not? they have so much in common!


2 posted on 09/16/2012 6:07:47 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

And here I thought you meant illegal aliens. But same answer.


3 posted on 09/16/2012 6:07:55 PM PDT by apoliticalone (Honest govt. that operates in the interest of US sovereignty and the people, not global $$$)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d introduce them to Jim Robinson


4 posted on 09/16/2012 6:08:17 PM PDT by Eddie01 (Liberals lie about everything all the time.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I tilt my head to the side and yell to my wife, “honey, there’s someone here who wants to see you!”.


5 posted on 09/16/2012 6:09:05 PM PDT by Paradox (I want Obama defeated. Period.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d tell the alien about Jesus.


6 posted on 09/16/2012 6:09:44 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Get stilts?

Put them in a room with a moose?

7 posted on 09/16/2012 6:10:07 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1336 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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8 posted on 09/16/2012 6:10:23 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
That's a no brainer, but I'm not sure if my wife would have time to speak to them.
9 posted on 09/16/2012 6:10:52 PM PDT by WesternPacific (Deafness has its Advantages)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Get off my lawn!


10 posted on 09/16/2012 6:13:07 PM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

maybe we can send them to Debbie Wassermans house?


11 posted on 09/16/2012 6:13:19 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Ask him what he was trying to accomplish; if no good answer or explanation was forthcoming, send him to Beijing.


12 posted on 09/16/2012 6:13:35 PM PDT by Little Ray (AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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I send the aliens to Tallahassee, and Florida Governor Rick Scott.

The aliens would come back and laser my arse if I sent them to Obama...they would feel so insulted


13 posted on 09/16/2012 6:13:51 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Blaming Terry Jones for the recent Muslim riots is like blaming the St Louis Rams for football)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Jesus Christ is my leader so it would have to entail a pretty large theological discussion. If they phrased it as “take me to the leader of this government” then it would have to involve a discussion of the three branches of government.


14 posted on 09/16/2012 6:14:31 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
I guess there are some parameters that should be introduced before reaching any conclusions....


15 posted on 09/16/2012 6:14:39 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d point to the French doors and say, “He’s out on the deck nursing a cigar and a scotch. And take off your shoes, I just mopped.”


16 posted on 09/16/2012 6:16:09 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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I would say, aliens don't ask to take them to our for leaders anymore. "Take me to your leader" is an anachronism of 40's, 50's Hollywood science fiction films I would explain, which they might have caught a glimpse of further out in space when the TV, radio signals had time enough to travel out that far enough

I would suggest having them watch newer science fiction film of alien encounters with Earthlings. Perhaps, they might try playing musical instruments on some isolated, deserted mountain outcrop to get to meet our leaders.

17 posted on 09/16/2012 6:18:01 PM PDT by lbryce (BHO-"Now, I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds" by way of Oppenheimer at Trinity, NM)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d save the alien a trip by handing him an empty chair.


18 posted on 09/16/2012 6:18:29 PM PDT by death2tyrants
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d say “Grab your clubs, he’s probably out on the back 9...”


19 posted on 09/16/2012 6:20:24 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would introduce them to Jesus.


20 posted on 09/16/2012 6:21:17 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

If they were space aliens, I’d say “here I am”.
If they were just illegals I’d say, “you have 30 seconds before I call INS - now run”.


21 posted on 09/16/2012 6:21:17 PM PDT by svcw (If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn't it life in the womb?)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would say “ Take my Leader Please”.


22 posted on 09/16/2012 6:23:50 PM PDT by crazydad (-` sd)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
I’d point to the French doors and say, “He’s out on the deck nursing a cigar and a scotch. And take off your shoes, I just mopped.”

Yeah sure... I'll bet that your husband wears the pants in the family... But you pick them out for him!

Mark

23 posted on 09/16/2012 6:23:54 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Tell him to look up President Romney.


24 posted on 09/16/2012 6:24:17 PM PDT by tanuki (Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

“Yes, may I help you?”


25 posted on 09/16/2012 6:24:28 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

What if? We’ve got 20 million+ of them: illegal aliens. They don’t speak English and I’m thinking one of them is in the White House already.

My leader is Jesus Christ. I no longer place any trust in the ways of man. I will reluctantly vote for Mitt Romney, a flip-flopping heretical, blasphemous Mormon because I support the GOP platform while the alternative, Barack Obama is so anti-Christ in his thinking and actions, no genuine Christian could ever pull the lever for an open pro-abortion/infanticide, pro-sodomy “marriage,” bent on the destruction of the economic engine of capitalism. I do not love money but believe that socialist government is a metaphor for godless idolatry.


26 posted on 09/16/2012 6:25:09 PM PDT by datakcy (Hope & Change is ONLY found in the Savior & NOT through empty political slogans!)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Hand it the leash and call the dog.


27 posted on 09/16/2012 6:26:06 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

“Honey! It’s for you!”


28 posted on 09/16/2012 6:27:05 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
No sale. I'm actually anticipating Jesus at my door.


29 posted on 09/16/2012 6:27:35 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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I’d say “You mean those aren’t your guys running things already?”


30 posted on 09/16/2012 6:28:22 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Only if you will take him !


31 posted on 09/16/2012 6:31:29 PM PDT by Reily (l)
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But seriously this time. I'd ask them to show me their badges!


32 posted on 09/16/2012 6:32:12 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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1. Valerie jarrett

2. CEO, Goldman Sachs


33 posted on 09/16/2012 6:32:25 PM PDT by gaijin
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go to the last house on the left,knock on the front door,ask for Queen Nancy Pelosi.


34 posted on 09/16/2012 6:34:03 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: RichInOC
Hypothetical Question..If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?
Please take us to (Here's :) Johnny Carson...think about it...
space travel / speed of light / long time tv host

35 posted on 09/16/2012 6:35:25 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; w/ different flie$" :^)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

To try and answer seriously, I would suggest Pope Benedict XVI.

I have tremendous respect for him as an individual, and he represents an organization that has 2000 years experience, where the vast majority of what the Church has done has been for the good.

And he is The Successor to Peter, Christ’s designated leader among men.

If the USA fades, I will be glad to have The Catholic Church defending The Human Dignity of Man.

China, Islam, USSR, UN (take your pick) will not be dedicated to defending The Human Dignity of Man.

Second choice: Prime Minister Netanyahu, but that is more due to his character than to the Office of Prime Minister of Israel.


36 posted on 09/16/2012 6:36:52 PM PDT by Museum Twenty (If every truth & hidden motivation were to tumble out, not one supporter would turn against him.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Give them the directions to the alien who thinks he is our leader, on condition that they promise to take him back to Zeta Reticullei with them....


37 posted on 09/16/2012 6:38:19 PM PDT by faithhopecharity
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To: tanuki

So when did he become a leader. He is lost right now trying to find what side of the issue he wants to be on.


38 posted on 09/16/2012 6:40:46 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Well, if I conclude they are hostile ... easy answer!


39 posted on 09/16/2012 6:40:55 PM PDT by zencycler
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offer them some brewskies, chicken wings and watch some football.


40 posted on 09/16/2012 6:41:21 PM PDT by Kolath
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Tell them my leader was crucified 2,000 years ago, but if they’d like to get to know him. . .


41 posted on 09/16/2012 6:43:42 PM PDT by Hootowl
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The Bernanke.


42 posted on 09/16/2012 6:47:11 PM PDT by Third Person (I'm in my prime.)
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I’d say “you don’t want to meet that guy, he’s a nincompoop, come back in mid-November and we’ll see if conditions have improved.”


43 posted on 09/16/2012 6:47:48 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Revolting cat!

Tell them about Reagan and say he was the last real leader we had.


44 posted on 09/16/2012 6:47:49 PM PDT by Orange1998
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Hey Earthling ! You jivin' me ? !

There's nothin' in here but an empty chair . . and some kinda glass square thing on a pole . . wth ??

45 posted on 09/16/2012 6:48:43 PM PDT by tomkat (this Nation needs a testosterone injection STAT !)
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introduce them to the wife


46 posted on 09/16/2012 6:49:27 PM PDT by onona (This space for rent....cheep)
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I would tell them to go to the White House, but Obama would probably bow to them and apologize for Earth’s arrogance toward the rest of the universe.


47 posted on 09/16/2012 6:52:25 PM PDT by scottinoc
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Take them to, in order:

Valhalla, NY
Mount Vernon, VA
My own home.
48 posted on 09/16/2012 6:53:06 PM PDT by arderkrag (An Unreconstructed Georgian, Forever in Rebellion.)
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To: MarkL

In this home, if I am more than ten feet from the kitchen or bedroom, consider me a runaway.

;)


49 posted on 09/16/2012 6:54:12 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

My cat.


50 posted on 09/16/2012 6:58:17 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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