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Spokane Animal Hoarding suspect “pimped herself out” for hay
Northwest Cable News ^ | March 6, 2012 | unknown

Posted on 03/07/2012 11:12:43 AM PST by matt1234

SPOKANE-- A couple weeks ago Spokane County Animal Protection Officers seized nearly 100 large animals from a property in Elk during an animal cruelty investigation.

--SNIP--

Court documents say their owner 35-year-old Michelle Stiner told officers a dead goat found underneath a blue feed possibly was kicked by a pony stallion.

--SNIP--

Court documents say Stiner told investigators she was "performing sexual acts for people” and "pimping herself out" to get hay.

(Excerpt) Read more at nwcn.com ...


TOPICS: Agriculture; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; wa; washington; weird

1 posted on 03/07/2012 11:12:47 AM PST by matt1234
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To: matt1234

Making hay with a roll-in-the-hay, for hay.


2 posted on 03/07/2012 11:16:15 AM PST by fullchroma
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hay!


3 posted on 03/07/2012 11:16:25 AM PST by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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To: matt1234

You don’t want to know what she did to feed her ducks.


4 posted on 03/07/2012 11:18:09 AM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: matt1234

FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE RUSH DON’T COVER THIS STORY!!!


5 posted on 03/07/2012 11:18:20 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: matt1234

“Will work for..” ......eh, never mind. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

In before Laz finds out about this.


6 posted on 03/07/2012 11:18:42 AM PST by wbill
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To: matt1234

Hay sounds like a lot of work.

How about a carrot?


7 posted on 03/07/2012 11:20:15 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Cometh the hour, cometh the man. NEWT GINGRICH 2012)
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To: matt1234

ttiuwp


8 posted on 03/07/2012 11:21:12 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Kartographer

LOL


9 posted on 03/07/2012 11:21:42 AM PST by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood)
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To: matt1234

The evidence needs to be reviewed before judgment is passed.


10 posted on 03/07/2012 11:22:14 AM PST by frithguild (Withdraw from the 1967 Treaty on Outer Space. It bans private property and profits.)
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To: matt1234

Very sad...


11 posted on 03/07/2012 11:23:53 AM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: matt1234
Hay!

Ho! Let's go!

12 posted on 03/07/2012 11:30:22 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: matt1234

Um... what??

Can they prove she wasnt just dating guys who happen to give her hay? If there was a couple of them that did not give her hay, then the charges are spurious right?

lol


13 posted on 03/07/2012 11:43:15 AM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: matt1234

You get what you pay for.


14 posted on 03/07/2012 11:43:26 AM PST by Venturer
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To: matt1234

Sadly, she’s married, and her husband had recently cleaned out the bank accounts and abandoned her with all these animals. He ought to face charges as well.


15 posted on 03/07/2012 11:55:23 AM PST by babble-on
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To: GeronL

Was it Obama’s “Straw Man?”


16 posted on 03/07/2012 11:57:10 AM PST by Shady (The undeniable truth of the Obama Administration...The numbers do not lie.)
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To: matt1234

Animals have a right to hay, right? Hey PETA...?


17 posted on 03/07/2012 12:25:31 PM PST by bigbob
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To: matt1234

I hope she wasn’t doing it Enumclaw style!


18 posted on 03/07/2012 12:40:52 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: matt1234

I was a male slut. Women used me. Some sorority girls invited me to a party at their house once and got me drunk and passed me around like a bowl of french onion chip dip. Then, the other sororities heard about this incident, and, well, let’s just say that I was the most popular boy on campus. Phone calls at all hours of the night. Packages with panties in them and a note with a name and phone number. Oh, I heard the other guys whispering behind my back. “He’s such a slut”.....”He’ll do it with anyone”.....”No woman will want to marry him with his reputation”. One day, I finally realized that these women were just using me to satisfy their sexual urges. That’s when I started charging them. Lost it all in the dot com bubble. Regrets? Hey, anytime you see a woman sitting there with a half-smile on her face, it’s because she’s remembering me. The power of the horn of the unicorn is amazing.


19 posted on 03/07/2012 1:04:50 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: matt1234

A lot of people permanently pimp themselves out for financial security how is a “roll inthe hay” any different.

I am talking about those who exclusively marry for money.


20 posted on 03/07/2012 1:15:19 PM PST by GraceG
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To: matt1234

Gas, grass or ass?


21 posted on 03/07/2012 1:34:58 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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