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BREAKING HUMOR: Diana Ross Claims to be Herman Cains Daughter
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Posted on 11/07/2011 1:50:03 PM PST by illiac
Bolstered by Whoria Allwet's presser today on behalf of Ms. Be a lick, Diana Ross's spokesman said today the famous singer could no longer remain silent regarding her parentage. An anonymous spokesman for Ms. Ross noted that it was hard for Diana to come out with this at this point because it happened over 60 years ago and she was concieved in the back seat of a Hummer H2, which she finds embarassing. The spokesman also noted that Ms. Ross will not be holding a press conference because she is too ashamed to appear before the press.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: cain; chat; humor; vanity
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posted on
11/07/2011 1:50:08 PM PST
by
illiac
To: illiac
Attack Watch Humor......
Is or ? these liberal women going to claim that Herman Cain sexually harassed the 72 Virgins that Mohammad saw ?
Attack Watchhhhhhhhhhhhh Humor....
To: illiac
I find this claim to be outrageous. After all, Hummer H2s weren’t around then. :-)
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posted on
11/07/2011 1:55:11 PM PST
by
ataDude
(Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
To: illiac
Diana Ross is a year older than Herman Cain. There’s something wrong with your math.
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posted on
11/07/2011 1:56:27 PM PST
by
Loud Mime
(It's not "OCCUPY" movements - it's "COMMUNIZE" movements)
To: illiac
Yes, I can picture a Saturday Night Live sketch in which one woman stands up and says “I was harassed by Cain.” And then anther woman stands up and says the same thing and then another woman and another and another until all of the women are standing. Much like the great seen in Spartacus.
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posted on
11/07/2011 1:58:27 PM PST
by
killermosquito
(Buffalo, Detroit (and eventually France) is what you get when liberalism runs its course.)
To: illiac
And Michael Jackson’s just discovered diary (discovered in Ms Alrad’s bedroom) claims that Cain hit on him also.
Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuu!
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posted on
11/07/2011 1:58:35 PM PST
by
Da Coyote
(Liberalism - when you absolutely, positively have no ability to produce wealth.)
To: Loud Mime
No....just showing this story has as many holes as Sharon Be a lick’s....
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posted on
11/07/2011 1:59:05 PM PST
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: illiac
The only way that this story could add up would be if the Hummer were capable of time travel, like the Delorean in the movie “Back to the Future.”
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posted on
11/07/2011 2:01:59 PM PST
by
Fiji Hill
To: Loud Mime
Herman is a brother to Diana!
This incestuous relationship occurred in utero! He was an early bloomer! He did his Mom and Diana blossomed.
Diana's Mom aborted Herman but he survived!
This story is prime stuff for SYFY broad-cast!
To: illiac
Helen Thomas came forward today and accused Herman Cain of sexual harassment. She said the "son-of-a-b*tch placed his hand on my knee, went halfway up my thigh, I stared at him and he stopped...I asked him why? She later said the harassment was because he stopped.
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posted on
11/07/2011 2:03:56 PM PST
by
ThomasMore
(Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
To: ThomasMore
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posted on
11/07/2011 2:12:15 PM PST
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: illiac
Attack Watccchhhhhh ?
Is these liberal woman who are accusing Herman Cain of sexual harrassment going to sue because Diana Ross might be Herman Cains Daughter ?
Attack Watccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh !
To: American Constitutionalist
"Love child, love child, never meant to be
Herman Cain's the dad, people look at meeeeee!"
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posted on
11/07/2011 2:27:57 PM PST
by
katana
(Just my opinions)
To: illiac
Attack Watch ? is it true that Romney went balistic on Perry on their scheme of bringing down Cain by hiring dumb bimboos and got caught ?
Attack Watcchhhhhh !
To: American Constitutionalist
So that’s why she went solo from the Supremes. I just knew it.
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posted on
11/07/2011 2:50:40 PM PST
by
Robwin
To: ThomasMore
No no it is because when his hand went up her thigh he grazed her nipple
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posted on
11/07/2011 2:59:46 PM PST
by
lilyramone
(The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary)
To: illiac
Actually, Michelle Obama would have been a better fit. Herman was 18 (or so) when Michelle was born.
I like the political joke as well.
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posted on
11/07/2011 3:02:35 PM PST
by
Loud Mime
(It's not "OCCUPY" movements - it's "COMMUNIZE" movements)
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posted on
11/07/2011 3:23:43 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: Young Werther
No, no no, Will Smith is the incestuous product.
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posted on
11/07/2011 3:31:57 PM PST
by
HotKat
(Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
To: illiac
Herman Cain must be a rocket scientist on the level of Einstein or Nikola Tesla because he fathered Diana Ross a year before he was even born.
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posted on
11/07/2011 4:00:26 PM PST
by
Waryone
(RINOs, Elites, and Socialists - on the endangered list, soon to become extinct.)
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