Posted on 11/02/2011 4:56:33 PM PDT by mnehring
In a bizarre revelation, Lindsey Lohan has blamed all her problems on 'non-overtly sexual or even real' gestures by Herman Cain. Ms. Lohan, in a drug fueled stupor recalls how, in 1996 at the age of 12, she saw Cain on TV and believes he was sending her subliminal messages. Ms. Lohan's revelation comes on the heels of several other imaginary accusations by other women that they felt threatened by 'non-overtly sexual' gestures. One woman described the 'non-overtly sexual' gesture as Cain walking. Another revealed that Cain had an usual 'lean to the right' that made her uncomfortable.
Lindsey Lohan is currently on a Playboy photo-shoot with her new agent, a Mr. Laz A. Mataz. She plans to reveal all she knows about Mr. Cain in a single Twitter Tweet and plans to sell the remaining characters to Meghan McCain.
LOL.
Nice.
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