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!!BREAKING!! SIREN !! Lindsey Lohan accuses Herman Cain of ruining her career.
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Posted on 11/02/2011 4:56:33 PM PDT by mnehring
Breaking, Lindsey Lohan's Herman Cain Revelation
In a bizarre revelation, Lindsey Lohan has blamed all her problems on 'non-overtly sexual or even real' gestures by Herman Cain. Ms. Lohan, in a drug fueled stupor recalls how, in 1996 at the age of 12, she saw Cain on TV and believes he was sending her subliminal messages. Ms. Lohan's revelation comes on the heels of several other imaginary accusations by other women that they felt threatened by 'non-overtly sexual' gestures. One woman described the 'non-overtly sexual' gesture as Cain walking. Another revealed that Cain had an usual 'lean to the right' that made her uncomfortable.
Lindsey Lohan is currently on a Playboy photo-shoot with her new agent, a Mr. Laz A. Mataz. She plans to reveal all she knows about Mr. Cain in a single Twitter Tweet and plans to sell the remaining characters to Meghan McCain.
KEYWORDS: cain; herbcain; humor; itsajoke; lindseylohan; lohan; satire
If you have to say it is a joke...
posted on 11/02/2011 4:56:45 PM PDT
Its a false report. And shame on you for perpetuating it.
posted on 11/02/2011 5:00:38 PM PDT
(Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
posted on 11/02/2011 5:00:45 PM PDT
(2008: Year Zero of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
. . .it's the seriousness of the charge. . .
posted on 11/02/2011 5:04:32 PM PDT
(Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Kenya)
How about Kim Kardashian’s marriage?
There isn’t enough in that for a Tweet.
posted on 11/02/2011 5:06:25 PM PDT
posted on 11/02/2011 5:06:54 PM PDT
This is a nonverbal confession and NOT for general distribution. But you can purchase the DVD collection. I’m the one that ruined Lindsey Lohan.
posted on 11/02/2011 5:07:17 PM PDT
Nah, she will have to get behind Anita Hill.... ;-)
posted on 11/02/2011 5:07:46 PM PDT
by Dem Guard
(Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
No one ruined Lindsey Lohan. Hundreds did! Both sexes...
posted on 11/02/2011 5:09:42 PM PDT
by Mr Rogers
("they found themselves made strangers in their own country")
There’s not enough character in “that” for a human, yet she exists everywhere... ;^)
Oh but I DO say. Shame shame shame.
And on Laz too. The both of yah deserve a horse whippin'!
posted on 11/02/2011 5:25:42 PM PDT
(Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
Cain should not be allowed to just go around willy-nilly making women feel uncomfortable. I'm sure there will soon be a big Dateline NBC story followed by a 60 minutes expose' on the notorious Mr. Cain and his non-overtly sexual gestures. /S
posted on 11/02/2011 5:27:11 PM PDT
(Recovery won't begin until Obama loses HIS job.)
I heard a rumor that Cain is trying to have a poor, African-American family evicted from their home as we speak. This poor family has many issues. The father has some obvious mental challenges. The mother seems to be bi-polar. The two daughters seem like the most stable members of the family but will go through years of therapy from what their parents have put them through. They are so hard off, I understand that they even have to raise their own garden and the mother is known to make cloths from shower curtains.
posted on 11/02/2011 5:32:45 PM PDT
When I read threads like this, I give extra thanks to God that I was able to leave the USSA when I did. :P
posted on 11/02/2011 5:39:11 PM PDT
How bad can it get for Cain. I can’t say I’m surprised - after all he’s a raving sex-maniac. LOL.
posted on 11/02/2011 6:03:53 PM PDT
(A vote for Gingrich is a vote for Romney)
That’s a hoot!
I want to start seeing bumper stickers saying:
“I’ve been harrassed by Herman Cain”
Reductio ad absurdum.
posted on 11/02/2011 6:20:32 PM PDT
posted on 11/02/2011 6:23:26 PM PDT
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posted on 11/02/2011 6:41:05 PM PDT
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