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!!BREAKING!! SIREN !! Lindsey Lohan accuses Herman Cain of ruining her career.
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Posted on 11/02/2011 4:56:33 PM PDT by mnehring

Breaking, Lindsey Lohan's Herman Cain Revelation

In a bizarre revelation, Lindsey Lohan has blamed all her problems on 'non-overtly sexual or even real' gestures by Herman Cain. Ms. Lohan, in a drug fueled stupor recalls how, in 1996 at the age of 12, she saw Cain on TV and believes he was sending her subliminal messages. Ms. Lohan's revelation comes on the heels of several other imaginary accusations by other women that they felt threatened by 'non-overtly sexual' gestures. One woman described the 'non-overtly sexual' gesture as Cain walking. Another revealed that Cain had an usual 'lean to the right' that made her uncomfortable.

Lindsey Lohan is currently on a Playboy photo-shoot with her new agent, a Mr. Laz A. Mataz. She plans to reveal all she knows about Mr. Cain in a single Twitter Tweet and plans to sell the remaining characters to Meghan McCain.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cain; herbcain; humor; itsajoke; lindseylohan; lohan; satire
If you have to say it is a joke...
1 posted on 11/02/2011 4:56:45 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring
Its a false report. And shame on you for perpetuating it.
2 posted on 11/02/2011 5:00:38 PM PDT by NakedRampage (Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
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To: mnehring

Meghan McCain next?


3 posted on 11/02/2011 5:00:45 PM PDT by Blado (2008: Year Zero of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
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To: mnehring
. . .it's the seriousness of the charge. . .
4 posted on 11/02/2011 5:04:32 PM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Kenya)
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To: mnehring

How about Kim Kardashian’s marriage?


5 posted on 11/02/2011 5:05:38 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

There isn’t enough in that for a Tweet.


6 posted on 11/02/2011 5:06:25 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: NakedRampage

Really? You don’t say.


7 posted on 11/02/2011 5:06:54 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

This is a nonverbal confession and NOT for general distribution. But you can purchase the DVD collection. I’m the one that ruined Lindsey Lohan.


8 posted on 11/02/2011 5:07:17 PM PDT by bigheadfred (wogga wogga)
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To: Blado

Nah, she will have to get behind Anita Hill.... ;-)


9 posted on 11/02/2011 5:07:46 PM PDT by Dem Guard (Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
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To: bigheadfred

No one ruined Lindsey Lohan. Hundreds did! Both sexes...


10 posted on 11/02/2011 5:09:42 PM PDT by Mr Rogers ("they found themselves made strangers in their own country")
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To: mnehring

Guilty.

11 posted on 11/02/2011 5:10:21 PM PDT by martin_fierro (nuts/sluts)
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To: mnehring

There’s not enough character in “that” for a human, yet she exists everywhere... ;^)


12 posted on 11/02/2011 5:21:00 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: mnehring
Oh but I DO say. Shame shame shame.

And on Laz too. The both of yah deserve a horse whippin'!

13 posted on 11/02/2011 5:25:42 PM PDT by NakedRampage (Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
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To: mnehring
Cain should not be allowed to just go around willy-nilly making women feel uncomfortable. I'm sure there will soon be a big Dateline NBC story followed by a 60 minutes expose' on the notorious Mr. Cain and his non-overtly sexual gestures. /S
14 posted on 11/02/2011 5:27:11 PM PDT by Bullish (Recovery won't begin until Obama loses HIS job.)
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To: Bullish
I heard a rumor that Cain is trying to have a poor, African-American family evicted from their home as we speak. This poor family has many issues. The father has some obvious mental challenges. The mother seems to be bi-polar. The two daughters seem like the most stable members of the family but will go through years of therapy from what their parents have put them through. They are so hard off, I understand that they even have to raise their own garden and the mother is known to make cloths from shower curtains.
15 posted on 11/02/2011 5:32:45 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

When I read threads like this, I give extra thanks to God that I was able to leave the USSA when I did. :P


16 posted on 11/02/2011 5:39:11 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: mnehring

CRAP!!!

How bad can it get for Cain. I can’t say I’m surprised - after all he’s a raving sex-maniac. LOL.


17 posted on 11/02/2011 6:03:53 PM PDT by BobL (A vote for Gingrich is a vote for Romney)
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To: mnehring

That’s a hoot!

I want to start seeing bumper stickers saying:

“I’ve been harrassed by Herman Cain”

Reductio ad absurdum.


18 posted on 11/02/2011 6:20:32 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: mnehring

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/lovely.wav


19 posted on 11/02/2011 6:23:26 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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20 posted on 11/02/2011 6:41:05 PM PDT by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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21 posted on 11/02/2011 7:38:59 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: mnehring

LOL.

Nice.


22 posted on 11/02/2011 7:40:41 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (America First)
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