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Breaking, Lindsey Lohan's Herman Cain Revelation In a bizarre revelation, Lindsey Lohan has blamed all her problems on 'non-overtly sexual or even real' gestures by Herman Cain. Ms. Lohan, in a drug fueled stupor recalls how, in 1996 at the age of 12, she saw Cain on TV and believes he was sending her subliminal messages. Ms. Lohan's revelation comes on the heels of several other imaginary accusations by other women that they felt threatened by 'non-overtly sexual' gestures. One woman described the 'non-overtly sexual' gesture as Cain walking. Another revealed that Cain had an usual 'lean to the...

Jerry Lewis has logged over 60 years in showbiz and has seen it all, but what really gets his goat are the current crop of young and troubled celebutantes who seemingly take their charmed lives for granted. Enemy No. 1: Lindsay Lohan, a name that set Lewis off during a no-holds-barred rant on 'Inside Edition' this week. "I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her," he offered the interviewer when asked what he'd do if he saw Lohan. "I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!" He continued, "I would say, 'You...

Border agents say a New York man tried to explain away the ankle monitor he was wearing while returning from Canada by claiming it was a show of support for actress Lindsay Lohan. Customs and Border Protection officers say they found the bracelet around Eugene Todie's ankle July 9 after he tried to re-enter the United States using someone else's passport. They say he's on probation and not supposed to leave the country. They say Todie told them a probation officer friend gave him the bracelet to wear for Lohan, who's had to wear an alcohol ankle monitor... the Buffalo...

Lindsay Lohan will travel to India next year to do missionary work with the Times Square Church Missions, In Touch magazine reported. "She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along," her father Michael Lohan told the celebrity magazine. "Our trip next February encompasses the issues of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims." Her father, who previously had a very turbulent relationship with his 21-year-old daughter, told the magazine Lohan has been considering other international missions. "Lindsay's very spiritual," the ex-con-turned-youth minister told In Touch. "She has a wonderful heart, loves people...

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - Lindsay Lohan has reached a plea deal on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail and serve 10 days of community service.

*snip* She told TMZ.com the 20-year-old was extremely upset about losing her personal belongings in the bag, which included her vital asthma medication. "She is begging for the return of the items," Ms Sloane said. "She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back." Earlier this week the Mean Girls star sparked an engagement riddle by wearing an enormous solitaire diamond on her ring finger at the premiere of her new film. Lohan took to the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival on Tuesday with an impressive sparkler on her ring finger.

For those of you who missed Jay Leno over the holiday weekend, last week he had a 100% military audience. Lindsey Lohans salute to the troops is screen captured here for your exclusive viewing pleasure.