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7 foot moose headbutts girl (Actual Headline!)
The Sun ^
| 3/09/11
| Staff
Posted on 03/10/2011 12:10:12 PM PST by txroadkill
A WOMAN suffered injuries to her face and chest after being headbutted by a 7ft MOOSE. The 50-stone animal attacked her as she tried to CUDDLE it.
The 24-year-old woman had spotted the moose eating from a tree in Anchorage, Alaska.
A police spokeswoman warned people "not to agitate the moose".
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: amoosebitmysister; napl; stupidhumans
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HAH!
To: txroadkill
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:12:19 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
To: txroadkill
Wow - headbutted by a stone moose (or stoned moose?).
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:13:28 PM PST
by
Jim W N
To: txroadkill
At least it didn’t bite her. Moose bites can be series.
4
posted on
03/10/2011 12:13:48 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: txroadkill
Better than having it bite your sister!
5
posted on
03/10/2011 12:14:26 PM PST
by
freebird5850
(Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
To: thackney
Ooops.
We apologise again for the duplicate post. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:14:39 PM PST
by
txroadkill
(In God we trust, everyone else goes through NCIC)
To: txroadkill
50-stone is 700 pounds American.
They need to put up signs:
DO NOT CUDDLE THE MOOSE
To: thackney
This one says it headbutted her; the others say kicked. So an exact search would not get a match.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:14:54 PM PST
by
JimRed
(Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: thackney
Wait - this one said she was headbutted by a 50 stone moose.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:15:46 PM PST
by
Jim W N
To: Joe 6-pack
At least it didn’t bite her. Moose bites can be series. A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli!
.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:16:41 PM PST
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
To: Joe 6-pack
To: Jim 0216
But the same picture from the original story.
I think the Sun may “embellish” just a little.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:17:56 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
To: txroadkill
Wow, that moose had a lot of stones! :)
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:18:26 PM PST
by
RedMDer
(restoration of our honor, dignity, and freedoms will save America. - Sarah Palin)
To: freebird5850
To: JimRed
I thought she was 20 years old in the other article. (Maybe it is not a duplicate? LOL)
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:22:17 PM PST
by
NEMDF
To: txroadkill
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:23:08 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
To: txroadkill
A moose-hugger. Now I've heard everything.
To: txroadkill
She made a bad moose-stake!
To: NEMDF
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:24:29 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
To: txroadkill
She forgot to wear her squirrel disguise.
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posted on
03/10/2011 12:25:02 PM PST
by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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