HAH!
To: txroadkill
2 posted on
03/10/2011 12:12:19 PM PST by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
To: txroadkill
Wow - headbutted by a stone moose (or stoned moose?).
3 posted on
03/10/2011 12:13:28 PM PST by
Jim W N
To: txroadkill
At least it didn’t bite her. Moose bites can be series.
4 posted on
03/10/2011 12:13:48 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: txroadkill
Better than having it bite your sister!
5 posted on
03/10/2011 12:14:26 PM PST by
freebird5850
(Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
To: txroadkill
50-stone is 700 pounds American.
They need to put up signs:
DO NOT CUDDLE THE MOOSE
To: txroadkill
Wow, that moose had a lot of stones! :)
13 posted on
03/10/2011 12:18:26 PM PST by
RedMDer
(restoration of our honor, dignity, and freedoms will save America. - Sarah Palin)
To: txroadkill
A moose-hugger. Now I've heard everything.
To: txroadkill
She made a bad moose-stake!
To: txroadkill
She forgot to wear her squirrel disguise.
20 posted on
03/10/2011 12:25:02 PM PST by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: txroadkill
This wasn’t me. I like cuddles.
Unless it’s, y’know, Helen Thomas or something. And no way I’d headbutt her. I’d just run screaming.
}:-)4
21 posted on
03/10/2011 12:25:02 PM PST by
Moose4
("By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!")
To: txroadkill
Jokes aside. A 24 year old? This illustrates how dumb people are getting.
22 posted on
03/10/2011 12:27:31 PM PST by
Vision
("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
To: txroadkill
“Not tonight Rocky, I have a headache”
Bullwinkle
24 posted on
03/10/2011 12:29:59 PM PST by
silverleaf
(All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
To: txroadkill
27 posted on
03/10/2011 12:36:50 PM PST by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: txroadkill
Hey lady, did anyone tell you that you’re a jerk? I hope you recover quickly, but you’re still a jerk!
To: txroadkill
“The 24-year-old woman had spotted the moose eating from a tree in Anchorage, Alaska”.
I didnt realize moose could climb trees
To: txroadkill
Hey Rocky, watch me head-butt that idiot girl...
35 posted on
03/10/2011 12:58:33 PM PST by
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
(Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.)
To: txroadkill
Why izit the UK finds all the good stories?
45 posted on
03/10/2011 2:37:35 PM PST by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: txroadkill
Was she trying to steal the moose’s cheese?
51 posted on
03/10/2011 3:01:58 PM PST by
OB1kNOb
(Islam is like termites. They get access through your weakest point and then cause great destruction.)
To: windcliff
61 posted on
03/10/2011 8:07:18 PM PST by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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